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Champion Select

Pick
  • Ezreal Select
    "Time for a true display of skill!"
Ban
  • Ezreal.attack3
    "No problem!"

Attacking

  • Ezreal.attack1
    "It's all skill!"
  • Ezreal.attack2
    "I'll handle it!"
  • Ezreal.attack3
    "No problem!"
  • Ezreal.attack4
    "Time to strike!"
  • Ezreal.attack5
    "Sounds dangerous... I'm in!"
  • Ezreal.attack6
    "Time to get our hands dirty."

Movement

  • Ezreal.move1
    "Over here!"
  • Ezreal.move2
    "Let's go!"
  • Ezreal.move3
    "Know your environment."
  • Ezreal.move4
    "This way!"
  • Ezreal.move5
    "Careful!"
  • Ezreal.move6
    "Got it!"
  • Ezreal.move7
    "Agreed!"
  • Ezreal.move8
    "No time to waste!"
  • Ezreal.move9
    "Who needs a map?!"

Taunt

  • Ezreal.taunt
    "You belong in a museum!"

Joke

  • Ezreal.joke
    "Noxians... I hate those guys..."

Laugh

  • Ezreal.laugh1
    Ezreal laughs.
  • Ezreal.laugh2
    Ezreal laughs.
  • Ezreal.laugh3
    Ezreal laughs.
  • Ezreal.laugh4
    Ezreal laughs.

Upon Casting Recall.png Recall

EzrealSquare.png Arcade Ezreal [S|L]
  • EzrealArcade.recall01
    RPG styled music plays as Ezreal fights a dragon.


Upon Starting a Game

  • PulsefireEzreal.firstmove1
    PEARL: "Pulsefire systems online."
    • Ezreal: "Run a quick analysis for me."
      • PEARL: "All systems operational."
  • PulsefireEzreal.firstmove2
    Ezreal: "Hey PEARL, run a diagnostic."
    • PEARL: "All systems operational."
  • PulsefireEzreal.firstmove3
    PEARL: "Pulsefire systems online."
    • Ezreal: "Let's do this."

Attacking

  • PulsefireEzreal.attack1
    "Target acquired."
  • PulsefireEzreal.attack2
    "They're living in the past."
  • PulsefireEzreal.attack3
    "Cannons primed."
  • PulsefireEzreal.attack4
    "Can't fight the inevitable."
  • PulsefireEzreal.attack5
    "They don't know what they're up against."
  • PulsefireEzreal.attack6
    "Scanning for real threats... none detected."
  • PulsefireEzreal.attack7
    "Their weapons are a little outdated."
  • PulsefireEzreal.attack8
    "Time's running out."
  • PulsefireEzreal.attack9
    "All charged up."
  • PulsefireEzreal.attack10
    "Weapons hot!"

Movement

  • PulsefireEzreal.move1
    "No turning back now."
  • PulsefireEzreal.move2
    "All systems charged."
  • PulsefireEzreal.move3
    "Sounds apocalyptic, I'm in."
  • PulsefireEzreal.move4
    "I'm centuries ahead of them."
  • PulsefireEzreal.move5
    "What is their position?"
  • PulsefireEzreal.move6
    "Give me the coordinates."
  • PulsefireEzreal.move7
    "Grim dark future huh? Too easy."
  • PulsefireEzreal.move8
    "I'll make my own future."
  • PulsefireEzreal.move9
    PEARL: "Ezreal, do you require a map?"
    • Ezreal: "No."

Taunt

  • PulsefireEzreal.taunt
    Ezreal: "What's the scanner say about their power level?"
    • PEARL: "No enemies display a power level over 9000."
      • Ezreal: "Heh, I thought so."

Joke

Ezreal prepares to fire his weapon but it malfunctions and shoots him in the face.
  • PulsefireEzreal.joke1
    Ezreal: "Time for a true display of... "
    • PEARL: "Systems offline. Recharging."
      • Ezreal: "Ahhh just a sec... ehhh!"
  • PulsefireEzreal.joke2
    "There's no match for... "
    • PEARL: "Systems offline. Recharging."
      • Ezreal: "Hey. Wait. Don't... " (shoots) "Daah!... Not cool."

Dance

  • CyberEzreal.dance
    Ezreal plays a tune.

Laugh

  • CyberEzreal.laugh1
    Ezreal laughs.
  • CyberEzreal.laugh2
    Ezreal laughs.
  • CyberEzreal.laugh4
    Ezreal laughs.

Upon Leveling Up

Level 6
  • PulsefireEzreal.levelup1
    PEARL: "Systems upgraded."
Level 11
  • PulsefireEzreal.levelup2
    PEARL: "Power nearing full capacity."
Level 16
  • PulsefireEzreal.levelup3
    PEARL: "Pulsefire cannon at maximum power."
  • PulsefireEzreal.levelup4
    PEARL: "Pulsefire armor upgrades complete."
  • PulsefireEzreal.levelup5
    PEARL: "All systems fully charged."

Upon Learning Mystic Shot.png Mystic Shot

  • PulsefireEzreal.Qlevelup
    PEARL: "Mystic Shot armed."

Upon Learning Essence Flux.png Essence Flux

  • PulsefireEzreal.Wlevelup
    PEARL: "Essence Flux primed."

Upon Learning Arcane Shift.png Arcane Shift

  • PulsefireEzreal.Elevelup
    PEARL: "Arcane Shift enabled."

Upon Learning Trueshot Barrage.png Trueshot Barrage

  • PulsefireEzreal.ultlevelup
    PEARL: "Trueshot Barrage charged."

Upon Respawning

  • PulsefireEzreal.revive1
    PEARL: "Pulsefire back online."
  • PulsefireEzreal.revive2
    PEARL: "Re-initiating pulsefire systems."
  • PulsefireEzreal.revive3
    PEARL: "Pulsefire systems re-activated."

Upon Using Teleport.png Teleport

  • PulsefireEzreal.teleport1
    PEARL: "Engage teleport."
  • PulsefireEzreal.teleport2
    PEARL: "Coordinates locked."
  • PulsefireEzreal.teleport3
    PEARL: "Drop point confirmed."
  • PulsefireEzreal.teleport4
    PEARL: "Transport initiated."
  • PulsefireEzreal.teleport5
    PEARL: "Teleporter activated."

Upon Using Recall.png Recall

  • PulsefireEzreal.recall1
    PEARL: "Leaving the grid."
  • PulsefireEzreal.recall2
    PEARL: "Withdrawing."
  • PulsefireEzreal.recall3
    PEARL: "Returning to base."
  • PulsefireEzreal.recall4
    PEARL: "Taking a break Ezreal?"
  • PulsefireEzreal.recall5
    PEARL: "Warp Mode activated!"
  • PulsefireEzreal.recall6
    PEARL: "Pulsefire Portal opened."


Upon Starting a Game

  • EzrealPulsefire.start01
    PEARL: "Pulsefire systems online."
    • Ezreal: "Let's do this."
  • EzrealPulsefire.start02
    "This looks like a good spot."
  • EzrealPulsefire.start03
    "Let's rewrite some history."
  • EzrealPulsefire.start04
    PEARL: "Pulsefire systems online."
    • Ezreal: "Run a quick analysis for me."
      • PEARL: "All systems operational."
  • EzrealPulsefire.start05
    Ezreal: "Hey PEARL, run a diagnostic."
    • PEARL: "All systems operational."
Upon Starting a Game with CaitlynSquare.png Pulsefire Caitlyn
  • EzrealPulsefire.startCaitlynPulsefire01
    "Ooh, a fixer. Time for a little fun."

Attacking

  • EzrealPulsefire.attack01
    "Target acquired."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack02
    "They're living in the past."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack03
    "Pulsefire cannon primed."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack04
    "Can't fight the inevitable."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack05
    "They don't know what they're up against."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack06
    "Scanning for real threats... none detected."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack07
    "Their weapons are a little outdated."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack08
    "Time's running out."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack09
    "All charged up."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack10
    "Weapons hot!"
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack11
    "The future's really more of a backup plan."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack12
    "No-one owns history."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack13
    "The future's arbitrary."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack14
    "Don't blink."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack15
    "My greatest discovery - more time."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack16
    "This'll be memorable - for me."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack17
    "Say hello to the future."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack18
    "Of all my travels, time travel is the best."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack19
    "This is what I call archaeology."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack20
    "Nothing surprises me. I'm a scientist."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack21
    "Can't learn this in a book."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack22
    "Now this is research!"
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack23
    "Sounds dangerous - I'm in!"
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack24
    "Time to get our hands dirty."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack25
    "Throwing down the time gauntlet."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack26
    "How about a taste of the future?"
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack27
    "The past is like a punch to the face."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack28
    "Yep, this is totally for science."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack29
    "The future hurts, doesn't it?"
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack30
    "Jump first, ask questions later."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack31
    "I love the smell of chronoshifting."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack32
    "Bending space-time isn't as hard as it looks."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack33
    PEARL: "Engaging temporal weapon systems."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack34
    PEARL: "Diverting all power to weapons."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack35
    PEARL: "The energy blasts... tickle."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack36
    PEARL: "Weapons operational."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack37
    PEARL: "You may fire when ready."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack38
    PEARL: "Hello, to future."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack39
    PEARL: "How will this repair time, Ezreal?"
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack40
    PEARL: "A possible side effect of time travel is acting before thinking."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack41
    PEARL: "All systems operational."
  • EzrealPulsefire.attack42
    PEARL: "Pulsefire systems online."
Attacking an Enemy Caitlyn Caitlyn
  • EzrealPulsefire.attackCaitlyn01
    "Well, you found me. Congratulations."
Attacking an Enemy Ezreal Ezreal
  • EzrealPulsefire.attackEzreal01
    "Oh, I suppose you're a genius, too?"

Movement

  • EzrealPulsefire.move01
    "No turning back now."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move02
    "All systems charged."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move03
    "Sounds apocalyptic. I'm in!"
  • EzrealPulsefire.move04
    "I'm centuries ahead of them."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move05
    "What's their position?"
  • EzrealPulsefire.move06
    "Give me the coordinates."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move07
    "Grim dark future, huh? Too easy."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move08
    PEARL: "Ezreal, do you require a map?"
    • Ezreal: "No."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move09
    "I'll make my own future."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move10
    "Grim dark future, huh? Nah. It's more of a highly regimented totalitarian police state."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move11
    "I know where I'm going. When is a bit fuzzy."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move12
    "Time to travel."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move13
    "Adventure is a perk."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move14
    "Hm, forward or back?"
  • EzrealPulsefire.move15
    "The past is my playground."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move16
    "I went to the future to see if I was still cool. I was."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move17
    "Danger, mystery, forbidden knowledge? Just a normal day."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move18
    "If I obey all the rules, I'll miss all the fun."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move19
    "I'm not going to live by the rules any more."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move20
    "When the future steals your past, you've gotta' steal it back."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move21
    "Time travel is just an engineering problem."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move22
    "The future can be rewritten."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move23
    "I collect moments, and things. Sometimes more than once."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move24
    "Time is an adventure - if you know when to look."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move25
    "Where are the hoverboards?"
  • EzrealPulsefire.move26
    "I have all the time I need."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move27
    "Living in the past feels pretty good."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move28
    "The future can't hold me back."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move29
    "No time to waste."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move30
    "Preserve the past? Got to find it first."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move31
    "When you've got this much skill, every shot's a lucky one."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move32
    "Try to keep up."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move33
    "All I need is skill - and a little luck."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move34
    "An improvised plan keeps everyone on their toes."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move35
    "Everybody's lost but me."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move36
    PEARL: "Scanning for lifeforms."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move37
    PEARL: "Temporal disturbance detected. It's you, Ezreal."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move38
    PEARL: "The future is growing unstable."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move39
    PEARL: "The time loop will close in 3... 2... 1..."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move40
    PEARL: "All systems nominal."
  • EzrealPulsefire.move41
    PEARL: "Awaiting command input."

Taunt

  • EzrealPulsefire.taunt01
    Ezreal: "What's the scanner say about their power level?"
    • PEARL: "No enemies display a power level over 9000."
      • Ezreal: "Heh, thought so."
  • EzrealPulsefire.taunt02
    "I've got nothing but time. Let's go."
Taunting an Enemy Caitlyn Caitlyn
  • EzrealPulsefire.tauntCaitlyn01
    "No, you belong in a museum."
Taunting an Enemy Ekko Ekko
  • EzrealPulsefire.tauntEkko01
    "Get lost, kid."
Upon an Enemy Champion Taunting Nearby
  • EzrealPulsefire.interactionTauntEnemy01
    "Want to start over? I can wait."
  • EzrealPulsefire.interactionTauntEnemy02
    "I knew you'd say that."
  • EzrealPulsefire.interactionTauntEnemy03
    "Yeah, yeah, everyone wants a piece of me."

Joke

Ezreal prepares to fire his weapon but it malfunctions and shoots him in the face.
  • EzrealPulsefire.joke01
    Ezreal: "Time for a true display of-"
    • PEARL: "Systems offline."
      • Ezreal: "Argh!"
        • PEARL: "Recharging."
          • Ezreal: "Just a sec..."
  • EzrealPulsefire.joke02
    "There's no match for-"
    • PEARL: "Systems offline."
      • Ezreal: "Hey, wait, don't...!"
        • PEARL: "Recharging."
          • Ezreal: "... not cool."
  • EzrealPulsefire.joke03
    PEARL: "Sorry, I don't understand 'a true display of skill'. Would you like to search the chrono web?"
  • EzrealPulsefire.joke04
    PEARL: "Comedy subroutine offline."

Dance

  • CyberEzreal.dance
    Ezreal plays a tune.

Laugh

  • EzrealPulsefire.laugh01
    Ezreal laughs.
  • EzrealPulsefire.laugh02
    Ezreal laughs.
  • EzrealPulsefire.laugh03
    Ezreal laughs.

Upon Leveling Up

Level 6
  • EzrealPulsefire.spellRLevelUp101
    PEARL: "Systems upgraded."
Level 11
  • EzrealPulsefire.spellRLevelUp201
    PEARL: "Power nearing full capacity."
Level 16
  • EzrealPulsefire.spellRLevelUp301
    PEARL: "Pulsefire cannon at maximum power."
  • EzrealPulsefire.spellRLevelUp302
    PEARL: "Pulsefire armor upgrades complete."
  • EzrealPulsefire.spellRLevelUp303
    PEARL: "All systems fully charged."

Upon Learning Mystic Shot.png Mystic Shot

  • EzrealPulsefire.spellQLevelUp01
    PEARL: "Mystic Shot armed."

Upon Learning Essence Flux.png Essence Flux

  • EzrealPulsefire.spellWLevelUp01
    PEARL: "Essence Flux primed."

Upon Learning Arcane Shift.png Arcane Shift

  • EzrealPulsefire.spellELevelUp01
    PEARL: "Arcane Shift enabled."

Upon Learning Trueshot Barrage.png Trueshot Barrage

  • EzrealPulsefire.spellRLevelUp01
    PEARL: "Trueshot Barrage charged."

Upon Killing an Enemy Champion

  • EzrealPulsefire.kill01
    "Temporal dispersal hurts in any era."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill02
    "Fortune favours the adventurous."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill03
    "Sorry, buddy, nothing personal."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill04
    "I hope you saw that coming - 'cause I did."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill05
    "Note to your future self - don't die."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill06
    "Can't really fight the future."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill07
    "Chrono dimensional travel isn't really for everybody."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill08
    "You can thank me for your future later."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill09
    "Nice try."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill10
    "What can I say? I'm gifted."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill11
    "Time is a construct. I'm just doing a little remodelling."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill12
    "This'd be dangerous if I wasn't doing it."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill13
    "They're always asking such dumb questions. It's a magic time crystal, duh."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill14
    "To hell with general! I'm special relativity!"
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill15
    "Talent breeds envy. I'm used to it."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill16
    "I got this space-time on lock."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill17
    "Guess your future was on my side."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill18
    "See you later. Just kidding."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill19
    "Here's a prediction for the future: you're dead."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill20
    "Let's do that again."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill21
    "Timing really is everything."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill22
    "Hope someone saw that."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill23
    "I can blink and still not miss."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill24
    "You can't learn this in a book."
  • EzrealPulsefire.kill25
    "I'm a one-shot hero."
Killing an Enemy CaitlynSquare.png Pulsefire
  • EzrealPulsefire.killCaitlynPulsefire01
    "Back to the future with you."
  • EzrealPulsefire.killCaitlynPulsefire02
    "Got a carpe diem, officer."
Killing an Enemy Ekko Ekko
  • EzrealPulsefire.killEkko01
    "You lost today, kid."
Killing an Enemy Ezreal Ezreal
  • EzrealPulsefire.killEzreal01
    "There can be only one."
  • EzrealPulsefire.killEzreal02
    "Not another time loop..."
  • EzrealPulsefire.killEzreal03
    "Paradoxes. I hate those guys."
  • EzrealPulsefire.killEzreal04
    "Damn, I'm handsome in every timeline."
Killing an Enemy Warwick Warwick
  • EzrealPulsefire.killWarwick01
    "I had a dog once. I loved that dog."
Upon Scoring First Blood
  • EzrealPulsefire.firstBlood01
    "Don't everybody thank me at once."
Upon an Enemy Scoring First Blood
  • EzrealPulsefire.firstBloodEnemy01
    "Never tell me the odds."
Upon Going on a Killing Spree
  • EzrealPulsefire.spreeKillingSpree01
    "He who controls the past wins."
  • EzrealPulsefire.spreeKillingSpree02
    "Yep. That was pretty amazing. Even for a time wizard like myself."
Upon Scoring an Ace
  • EzrealPulsefire.ace01
    "Whoa. That was way easier than fighting those dinosaurs! Wait, you don't remember the dinosaurs? Hehe... yeah. Course you don't."
Upon Scoring a Pentakill
  • EzrealPulsefire.killPenta01
    "Hm. I might want to jump back and do that again."

Upon Buying an Item

  • EzrealPulsefire.item01
    "How retro."
  • EzrealPulsefire.item02
    "I'll take one of these."
  • EzrealPulsefire.item03
    "This looks good."
  • EzrealPulsefire.item04
    "Don't mind if I do."
  • EzrealPulsefire.item05
    "It's not a vacation if I can't pick up a few souvenirs."
  • EzrealPulsefire.item06
    "Museum? This belongs in my pocket."
  • EzrealPulsefire.item07
    "Time for a little fortune and glory."
Upon Buying a Ward
  • EzrealPulsefire.itemWard01
    "Ooh, scouting reticle upgrade. Nice."
Upon Using a Health Potion item.png Health Potion
  • EzrealPulsefire.useHealthPotion01
    "Hm. Tasty."

Upon Destroying a Tower

  • EzrealPulsefire.tower01
    "Woot!"
  • EzrealPulsefire.tower02
    "Obstacles tend to fall when I'm around."
  • EzrealPulsefire.tower03
    "That was simple."

Upon Placing a Ward

  • EzrealPulsefire.ward01
    "A map? Nah. Chronology protection point? Yes, please."
  • EzrealPulsefire.ward02
    "Always keep your eyes open."
  • EzrealPulsefire.ward03
    "It's not a map, I swear!"

Upon Using Teleport.png Teleport

  • EzrealPulsefire.teleport01
    PEARL: "Engage teleport."
  • EzrealPulsefire.teleport02
    PEARL: "Coordinates locked."
  • EzrealPulsefire.teleport03
    PEARL: "Drop point confirmed."
  • EzrealPulsefire.teleport04
    PEARL: "Transport initiated."
  • EzrealPulsefire.teleport05
    PEARL: "Teleporter activated."

Upon Using Recall.png Recall

  • EzrealPulsefire.recall01
    PEARL: "Leaving the grid."
  • EzrealPulsefire.recall02
    PEARL: "Withdrawing."
  • EzrealPulsefire.recall03
    PEARL: "Returning to base."
  • EzrealPulsefire.recall04
    PEARL: "Taking a break, Ezreal?"
  • EzrealPulsefire.recall05
    PEARL: "Warp Mode activated."
  • EzrealPulsefire.recall06
    PEARL: "Pulsefire portal opened."
  • EzrealPulsefire.recall07
    "Time to get lost."
  • EzrealPulsefire.recall08
    "Looks like time's on my side."
  • EzrealPulsefire.recall09
    "You only live once. If you do it right, that's all you need."
  • EzrealPulsefire.recall10
    "When life closes a door, open a portal to the past."
  • EzrealPulsefire.recall11
    "If I'm not back in thirty seconds, wait longer."

Upon Respawning

  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn01
    PEARL: "It seems the cake is in another timeline."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn02
    PEARL: "Pulsefire back online."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn03
    PEARL: "Re-initiating Pulsefire systems."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn04
    PEARL: "Pulsefire systems reactivated."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn05
    PEARL: "Stable time loop achieved."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn06
    "Time to make the time continuum doughnuts."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn07
    "Back to the future."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn08
    "They couldn't get rid of me that easily."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn09
    "Time for a test drive."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn10
    "Oh, that thermal reactor really is toasty."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn11
    "Why regret the past when you can change it?"
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn12
    "How about a temporal do-over?"
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn13
    "Woohoo!"
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn14
    "Ooh, nice to be back."
  • EzrealPulsefire.respawn15
    "Alright, just one more time."

Co-op vs. AI Responses

Match Start
  • "Ready for the best?"
Player Team Victory
  • "GG!"
Player Team Defeat
  • "I let you guys off easy!"

References