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Champion Select

Pick
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    Kled Select
    e "I find courage unpredictable, it's total insanity you can rely on!"
Ban
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    Kled Ban
    e "Oh, I knew you was all yeller!"

Upon Starting a Game

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    Kled.start01
    e "Them's humans!"
    • Skaarl growls
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        Kled.start02
        e "Naw, they're good eatin'."
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    Kled.start03
    e "What was that? Oh, I should go for the decakill? Uh, if you say so."
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    Kled.start04
    e "It's my property! All sixty gazillion acres of it!"
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    Kled.start05
    e "Holy $%!#, where are we?"
    • Skaarl growls
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        Kled.start06
        e "Guess we'll have to kill our way out!"

Attacking

While Mounted
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    Kled.attackMount01
    e "Slow down so I can kill something!"
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    Kled.attackMount02
    e "Get off my lawn!"
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    Kled.attackMount03
    e "They's about to be dead!"
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    Kled.attackMount04
    e "This land is my land!"
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    Kled.attackMount05
    e "Damn trespassers!"
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    Kled.attackMount06
    e "Step on my land again, you're done!"
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    Kled.attackMount07
    e "How about a long axe in your guts?"
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    Kled.attackMount08
    e "You are perturbing my tranquility!"
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    Kled.attackMount09
    e "You should run! Skaarl likes his food lively!"
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    Kled.attackMount10
    e "Don't interrupt me! I'm trying to start a fight!"
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    Kled.attackMount11
    e "Damn city folk!"
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    Kled.attackMount12
    e "I'm Kled, and this here's Skaarl. Prepare to die."
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    Kled.attackMount13
    e "This is how it's gonna work: I kill you, then I take your stuff."
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    Kled.attackMount14
    e "Look, Skaarl! It's dinner time!"
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    Kled.attackMount15
    e "You see my welcome sign back there? No? It was your friend's skull!"
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    Kled.attackMount16
    e "You will salute when you address me!"
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    Kled.attackMount17
    e "Let's get them trespassers!"
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    Kled.attackMount18
    e "Why ain't they saluting me? They should be saluting me! Salute me now!"
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    Kled.attackMount19
    e "You get my invitation to visit? No? 'cause there ain't one!"
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    Kled.attackMount20
    e "Let's do it!"
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    Kled.attackMount21
    e "Oh, it's on!"
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    Kled.attackMount22
    e "I got your welcoming present right here!"
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    Kled.attackMount23
    e "The badgers command your death!"
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    Kled.attackMount24
    e "Only coffin's gonna' be this lizard's belly!"
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    Kled.attackMount25
    e "Let's get 'em, Skaarl!"
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    Kled.attackMount26
    e "I might have to jump off this lizard and put my boot in your watoosie!"
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    Kled.attackMount27
    e "Let's get 'em, 'fore they get us."
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    Kled.attackMount28
    e "I'm gonna murder you to death!"
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    Kled.attackMount29
    e "I will murder your whole family!"
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    Kled.attackMount30
    e "My brain is on fire, my soul is strong, and my lizard is hungry!"
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    Kled.attackMount31
    e "You mocking me?"
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    Kled.attackMount32
    e "He looked at me funny! Get him."
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    Kled.attackMount33
    e "You can't take what's mine!"
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    Kled.attackMount34
    e "You looking at me? 'cause I'm gonna' kill you!"
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    Kled.attackMount35
    e "You can't bushwhack a bushwhacker!"
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    Kled.attackMount36
    e "You just justified a preemptive retaliatory strike!"
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    Kled.attackMount37
    e "They came looking for a fight? Let's oblige 'em."
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    Kled.attackMount38
    e "I am justified, and I am armed!"
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    Kled.attackMount39
    e "Howdy!" Kled laughs.
While Dismounted
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    Kled.attackDismount01
    e "I'm through running!"
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    Kled.attackDismount02
    e "Die!"
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    Kled.attackDismount03
    e "I'll kill you!"
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    Kled.attackDismount04
    e "Now you done it!"
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    Kled.attackDismount05
    e "I'll gut you!"
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    Kled.attackDismount06
    e "I'll say something witty after I kill you!"
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    Kled.attackDismount07
    e "I'm gonna' cut you open and use your spine for a back scratcher, because it is itchy! Very itchy!"
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    Kled.attackDismount08
    e "I can only express myself through violence!"
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    Kled.attackDismount09
    e "Who sent you?"
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    Kled.attackDismount10
    e "Welcome to Noxus!"
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    Kled.attackDismount11
    e "This! Is! Noxus!"
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    Kled.attackDismount12
    e "I hate you!"
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    Kled.attackDismount13
    e "You's trying my patience!"
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    Kled.attackDismount14
    e "Come back here and fight!"
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    Kled.attackDismount15
    e "My axe talks for me!"
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    Kled.attackDismount16
    e "You thought I was done? Kled ain't never done!"
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    Kled.attackDismount17
    e "I can't be reasoned with!"
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    Kled.attackDismount18
    e "It's go time!"
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    Kled.attackDismount19
    e "I ain't stopping!"
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    Kled.attackDismount20
    e "You see, Skaarl? I'm doing it alone!"
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    Kled.attackDismount21
    e "I'll kill 'em all!"
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    Kled.attackDismount22
    e "See, Skaarl? I don't need help!"
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    Kled.attackDismount23
    e "Skaarl! You're missing the fun!"
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    Kled.attackDismount24
    e "I'm just beginning to fight!"
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    Kled.attackDismount25
    e "I'll kick the crap outta' you!"
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    Kled.attackDismount26
    e "No trespassing!"
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    Kled.attackDismount27
    e "Intruder!"
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    Kled.attackDismount28
    e "You're a cockroach, and it's half-past stomping time!"
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    Kled.attackDismount29
    e "My brain is full of weasels!"
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    Kled.attackDismount30
    e "Serenity now!"
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    Kled.attackDismount31
    e "I don't like sharing!"
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    Kled.attackDismount32
    e "Oh, you prancing bastard!"
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    Kled.attackDismount33
    e "My blood is piss and vinegar!"
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    Kled.attackDismount34
    e Kled laughs.
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    Kled.attackDismount35
    e "I'm gonna reach down your throat, and turn your lungs into mittens!"
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    Kled.attackDismount36
    e "I'm gonna make you wish you were a hallucination!"
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    Kled.attackDismount37
    e "You think I don't hear you laughing?"
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    Kled.attackDismount38
    e "There's fixing to be two sounds: me hitting you, and---" Kled curses.
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    Kled.attackDismount39
    e "Lord Colonel Major Centurion Kled don't run, no he don't!"
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    Kled.attackDismount40
    e "I came here to... well, I don't know what I came here for, but I'm gonna' defend it!"
While Violent Tendencies Violent Tendencies is Active
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    Kled.attackW1
    e "Vicious!"
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    Kled.attackW2
    e "Vicious!"
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    Kled.attackW3
    e "Vicious!"
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    Kled.attackW4
    e "Vicious!"
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    Kled.attackW5
    e "Stab!"
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    Kled.attackW6
    e "Stab!"
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    Kled.attackW7
    e "Stab!"
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    Kled.attackW8
    e "Stab!"
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    Kled.attackW9
    e "Axe!"
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    Kled.attackW10
    e "Axe!"
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    Kled.attackW11
    e "Axe!"
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    Kled.attackW12
    e "Axe!"

Movement

While Mounted
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    Kled.moveMount01
    e "This land was made for me - and me alone."
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    Kled.moveMount02
    e "I hate to advocate violence and insanity, but it's worked for me."
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    Kled.moveMount03
    e "Were you just talking, or was it the voices again?"
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    Kled.moveMount04
    e "I do not want my lands tamed. I want them unruly and free."
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    Kled.moveMount05
    e "I'm from all over. It's next to nowhere and shut the hell up!"
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    Kled.moveMount06
    e "I play with guns. I work with an axe."
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    Kled.moveMount07
    e "Mushrooms are healthy! Once you get used to the madness and paranoia."
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    Kled.moveMount08
    e "A man without a weapon ain't worth listening to."
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    Kled.moveMount09
    e "Yeah, I like it out here. Freedom, communing with nature, killing hikers."
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    Kled.moveMount10
    e "They ain't ready for us."
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    Kled.moveMount11
    e "I keep hallucinating that you can talk."
    • Skaarl growls
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        Kled.moveMount12
        e "Nah, I'm sure it'll pass."
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    Kled.moveMount13
    e "Skaarl! This ain't no time for philosophying!"
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    Kled.moveMount14
    e "Killing a few things might loosen this up."
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    Kled.moveMount15
    e "No more of that! You're upsetting the invisible badgers!"
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    Kled.moveMount16
    e "My land begins where I walk. It ends where the sun don't shine!"
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    Kled.moveMount17
    e "Damn cowards, making me ride over to kill 'em."
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    Kled.moveMount18
    e "Well, maybe I am looking to start a fight!"
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    Kled.moveMount19
    e "I do prefer to ride into battle."
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    Kled.moveMount20
    e "Yeah, but... then how we gonna' invade both bases at once?"
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    Kled.moveMount21
    e "No, I'm positive, I ain't delusional!" Kled mumbles.
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    Kled.moveMount22
    e "Of course I'm paranoid! You tried to kill me yesterday!"
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    Kled.moveMount23
    e "Nah, them we kill them too! Ain't nobody on my team but you."
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    Kled.moveMount24
    e "I came to cut off a piece of that Noxian dream... and I ain't sharing my piece!"
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    Kled.moveMount25
    e "Don't try and understand 'em, just rope, throw and brand 'em."
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    Kled.moveMount26
    e "I grew up mean and now I'm older than murder."
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    Kled.moveMount27
    e "Ain't nothing more beautiful than the Noxian plains... excepting a rich corpse."
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    Kled.moveMount28
    e "All we need is open country, but we gonna' take everything they got!"
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    Kled.moveMount29
    e "I fight better when I've had my... medicine."
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    Kled.moveMount30
    e "No! Planning and strategy? That's city-folk stuff!"
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    Kled.moveMount31
    e "Don't need a plan... long as I got this axe."
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    Kled.moveMount32
    e "Yeah, they just confirming our suspicions, ain't they?"
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    Kled.moveMount33
    e "I don't have trouble communicating. Words is just treacherous bastards."
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    Kled.moveMount34
    e "You ready, Skaarl? This day's gonna' require some mindblowing weirdness."
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    Kled.moveMount35
    e "Are you ready for anything?"
    • Skaarl growls
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        Kled.moveMount36
        e "Of course you are!"
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    Kled.moveMount37
    e "Hey, it's Forward Admiral Major Kled! I ain't been a Mister since ever!"
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    Kled.moveMount38
    e "Shh! Them brain weasels probably listening for us."
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    Kled.moveMount39
    e "Let's get to killing them interloping intruders!"
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    Kled.moveMount40
    e "Was the battle of Falgrim when I first took the rank of Sergeant General Colonel. Least, I think that's what rank they was. Gotta' remember to ask before killing them."
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    Kled.moveMount41
    e "Ain't nothing like having the wind on your back and blood on your face."
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    Kled.moveMount42
    e "It's your birthday, Skaarl! Let's bake a murder cake!"
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    Kled.moveMount43
    e "Well, my foot wanted to meet your ass, and I'm about to give them a shotgun wedding!"
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    Kled.moveMount44
    e "Shh! It's time to get violent... and weird."
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    Kled.moveMount45
    e "Oh, we find 'em, tie 'em up, then they's like a piñata full of meat."
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    Kled.moveMount46
    e "Damnit Skaarl, d'you hide my mushroom juice again?"
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    Kled.moveMount47
    e "After we finish murdering these folks, what do you think? Tacos? Yeah, tacos."
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    Kled.moveMount48
    e "First, we kill 'em, then we make 'em tell us where they came from."
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    Kled.moveMount49
    e "Remember when we sacked Trevail, and that general thought we'd be willing to share the spoils? Pheh! Officers die just as easy as anybody."
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    Kled.moveMount50
    e "There ain't no land that ain't mine. Just land I ain't got around to claiming."
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    Kled.moveMount51
    e "Just 'cause they're our team don't mean we can trust 'em."
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    Kled.moveMount52
    e "They're all trespassers, we're just killing them five first."
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    Kled.moveMount53
    e "Yeah, yeah, invade Ionia you said, it'll be fine you said!"
    • Skaarl growls
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        Kled.moveMount54
        e "Fine, you said!"
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    Kled.moveMount55
    e "Yeah, reminds me of the siege of Rugg. Lot of men died on its high walls. It was fun."
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    Kled.moveMount56
    e "At the gates of Qualthala, they tried using that boiling oil on us, but you can't deep-fry courage!"
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    Kled.moveMount57
    e "I know, I know."
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    Kled.moveMount58
    e "Would you stop bitching for one minute?"
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    Kled.moveMount59
    e "I am deep-fried courage, and an apple pie of angry!"
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    Kled.moveMount60
    e "Because I know someone is trying to sneak up on us!"
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    Kled.moveMount61
    e "Yeah, they think they so clever! Brains don't win fights, brains is what splatter on you!"
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    Kled.moveMount62
    e "Well, you the only thing I trust."
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    Kled.moveMount63
    e "Yeah, well, that's what I thought."
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    Kled.moveMount64
    e "Shut your hole, you dumb lizard."
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    Kled.moveMount65
    e "Well, just 'cause you're a hallucination and I don't speak lizard don't mean I can't understand you!"
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    Kled.moveMount66
    e "You do come up with the best ideas."
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    Kled.moveMount67
    e "No, it's when I don't drink mushroom juice that I have a problem!"
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    Kled.moveMount68
    e "I am Kled! High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company! You will respect my authority!"
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    Kled.moveMount69
    e "We was having a nice conversation, then they showed up... uninvited!"
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    Kled.moveMount70
    e "Noxus was created to train the faithful."
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    Kled.moveMount71
    e "What are you whining about? I already fed you half a platoon!"
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    Kled.moveMount72
    e "Don't you bite me again!"
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    Kled.moveMount73
    e "Naw, it's just like the assault on Glorft. You seen one artillery vanguard in a commando fleet action, you seen 'em all."
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    Kled.moveMount74
    e "Noxus ends where I say it ends."
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    Kled.moveMount75
    e "Ain't much I love. Only this big sky, and this dumb lizard."
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    Kled.moveMount76
    e "Let's get some new property."
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    Kled.moveMount77
    e "The sky is my roof, the open plains are my bed, and this lizard is the only company I need."
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    Kled.moveMount78
    e "This big sky, this green land. Now how could I share this with anyone?"
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    Kled.moveMount79
    e "Woo, it's darn pretty round here. Glad it's mine."
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    Kled.moveMount80
    e "You can't be lonely when the land is this beautiful."
While Dismounted
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    Kled.moveDismount01
    e "This world is rough. You gotta' be tough or die."
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    Kled.moveDismount02
    e "Yes, a sane man would run, but I ain't the running kind!"
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    Kled.moveDismount03
    e "No-one tells me what to do."
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    Kled.moveDismount04
    e "This here land is mine!"
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    Kled.moveDismount05
    e "This is just a victory waiting to happen!"
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    Kled.moveDismount06
    e "This desert sky's gonna' open up with a rain of heavenly bloodshed and glorious violence!"
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    Kled.moveDismount07
    e "I am the brutal instrument of my own destiny!"
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    Kled.moveDismount08
    e "Ain't nobody gonna' give you nothing. Gotta' take it yourself."
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    Kled.moveDismount09
    e "Impossible ain't a Noxian word."
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    Kled.moveDismount10
    e "I didn't become a Rear Forward Brigadier Admiral from running!"
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    Kled.moveDismount11
    e "I don't need that lizard! Kled's got his own ideas."
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    Kled.moveDismount12
    e "I don't need nothing but this axe... and this gun... and this hat."
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    Kled.moveDismount13
    e "Why's all these intruders so far away?"
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    Kled.moveDismount14
    e "I know that lizard ain't talking, but I still hear him. Shut up, lizard. Shut up!"
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    Kled.moveDismount15
    e "Stop talking, you stupid brain badgers!"
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    Kled.moveDismount16
    e "Hey, what was that? Of course I don't need Skaarl... but he helps."
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    Kled.moveDismount17
    e "What was that? Run straight into the tower?"
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    Kled.moveDismount18
    e "I don't need a team to start a teamfight!"
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    Kled.moveDismount19
    e "Sure! I'll kill all of them myself!"
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    Kled.moveDismount20
    e "I don't need you Skaarl!"
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    Kled.moveDismount21
    e "I said I wasn't not backing off, no how!"
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    Kled.moveDismount22
    e "Even if I lose, I win! Just means I get to come back and kill you later!"
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    Kled.moveDismount23
    e "I know you're listening, brain weasels! I ain't falling for it!"
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    Kled.moveDismount24
    e "I am Sir Admiral Major Kled, and I smell a victory potpourri!"
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    Kled.moveDismount25
    e "First thing you learn as a Lieutenant Sergeant Commodore: rely only on yourself."
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    Kled.moveDismount26
    e "Skaarl! Come back, buddy! Skaarl?"
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    Kled.moveDismount27
    e "Damnit, Skaarl! I hate walking!"
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    Kled.moveDismount28
    e "I didn't not earn the rank of Sergeant double Admiral by not running!"
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    Kled.moveDismount29
    e "Folks say I got violent tendencies." Kled laughs.
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    Kled.moveDismount30
    e "Oh, she'll see, she'll see! She'll come strolling back when I turn them interlopers into a purée."
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    Kled.moveDismount31
    e "Ain't nobody tough as Kled! I've got gravel in my guts and a fire in my head!"

Taunt

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    Kled.taunt01
    e "Don't worry, them voices ain't telling me to kill you no more...! Yeah, of course we still gonna' kill 'im."
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    Kled.taunt02
    e "You do realise... you're on my property?"
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    Kled.taunt03
    e "I figure I'll help you kill 'em... before I kill you."
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    Kled.taunt04
    e "Usually I find conversation boring and useless. You remind me I'm right."
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    Kled.taunt05
    e "You feel like arguing about something? It'll make what happens later easier for you."
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    Kled.taunt06
    e "So... when exactly you planning on getting the hell outta' here?"
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    Kled.taunt07
    e "Woo, no sir, I ain't gonna' kill you and feed you to my lizard! Them's just... malicious rumours!"
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    Kled.taunt08
    e "Oh, before I forget, what, uh... rank are you, exactly?"
Taunting an Enemy Noxian
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    Kled.tauntNoxian01
    e "You may be from Noxus, but you ain't Noxian."
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    Kled.tauntNoxian02
    e "Don't mess with Noxus, brother."
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    Kled.tauntNoxian03
    e "You know, I like you, brother. As much as I can like a lily-livered jungle-sniffer."
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    Kled.tauntNoxian04
    e "You sure you're Noxian? You look a little Ionian to me."
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    Kled.tauntNoxian05
    e "Watch your stepping! That's my land you're gallivanting on!"
Taunting an Enemy AatroxSquare Aatrox
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    Kled.tauntAatrox01
    e "Drinking from battle? What kind of dumb crap is that?"
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    Kled.tauntAatrox02
    e "Telling people you're a god? Hell, you're barely a paring knife."
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    Kled.tauntAatrox03
    e "Something caught in your throat? 'cause you sound desperate!"
When an Enemy Champion Taunts Nearby
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    Kled.interactionTauntEnemy01
    e "Say that again! I dare you."
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    Kled.interactionTauntEnemy02
    e "Thems fighting words! See, Skaarl? That's why I don't like people."
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    Kled.interactionTauntEnemy03
    e "Shut your mouth hole! Them badgers are listening."
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    Kled.interactionTauntEnemy04
    e "I'm just a Yordle standing in front of you, asking you to shut the hell up!"
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    Kled.interactionTauntEnemy05
    e "Of course you realize, this means war."

Joke

When an Enemy Champion Jokes Nearby
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    Kled.interactionEnemyJoke01
    e "So, that's what considered funny in the city, huh?"
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    Kled.interactionEnemyJoke02
    e "I got a joke too! It's called me kicking your teeth in!"
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    Kled.interactionEnemyJoke03
    e "That it? That was your joke, huh?"
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    Kled.interactionEnemyJoke04
    e "Was you making fun of my Skaarl?"
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    Kled.interactionEnemyJoke05
    e "Real funny! Knew a funny guy in the Draken Campaign - took a javelin in the spine, couldn't walk after that. Used him as a coat rack."

Laugh

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    Kled.laugh01
    e Kled laughs.
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    Kled.laugh02
    e Kled laughs.
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    Kled.laugh03
    e Kled laughs.

When Skaarl the Cowardly Lizard Skaarl Gets to Low Health

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    Kled.skaarlLowHealth01
    e "Don't get weird on me!"
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    Kled.skaarlLowHealth02
    e "Dang nabbit, you're gonna' get us killed!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlLowHealth03
    e "Calm down, you damn-!" Kled curses.
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    Kled.skaarlLowHealth04
    e "Whoa! Whoa! Don't get excited, now!"
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    Kled.skaarlLowHealth05
    e "Don't get your britches all rumpled!"
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    Kled.skaarlLowHealth06
    e "Calm down, girl!"
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    Kled.skaarlLowHealth07
    e "Whoa, Skaarl, whoa!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlLowHealth08
    e "Skaarl, I got this!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlLowHealth09
    e "Don't you run off on me! Skaarl!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlLowHealth10
    e "Easy, girl, easy!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlLowHealth11
    e "Quit your worryin'!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlLowHealth12
    e "No Skaarl, no! Bad Skaarl!"
When Skaarl the Cowardly Lizard Skaarl Deserts
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee01
    e "Hey! We ain't done!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee02
    e "Get back here you-!" Kled curses.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee03
    e "Darn nabbit! You lily-livered flea bucket!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee04
    e Kled curses. "What are you doing?"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee05
    e "I knew you was a coward!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee06
    e "I ain't never forgiving you, you flea-bitten-!" Kled curses.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee07
    e "Go home, get! I never needed you no how!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee08
    e "Not again!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee09
    e "No, no! The other way! Get back here!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee10
    e "The fighting's this way!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee11
    e Kled curses. "You stupid, dumb animal!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee12
    e Kled curses.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee13
    e Kled curses.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee14
    e Kled curses.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee15
    e Kled curses.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee16
    e Kled curses.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee17
    e Kled curses.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee18
    e Kled curses. "Get back here, you---" Kled curses.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee19
    e Kled curses. "I will--- I ain't backing down! I don't back down! Never!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee20
    e Kled curses. "Where you going? We got 'em right where we want 'em!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee21
    e Kled curses. "Now I gotta' walk!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee22
    e "Traitor!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee23
    e Kled curses. "Fine! I'll kill 'em!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlFlee24
    e Kled curses. "I'll take 'em alone!"
When Skaarl the Cowardly Lizard Skaarl Returns
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn01
    e "Yeah!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn02
    e "Yahoo!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn03
    e "Wahoo!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn04
    e "Now we got 'em!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn05
    e "If you does that one more time I'll skewer you and roast you myself!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn06
    e "Where you been?"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn07
    e "Get over here, buddy!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn08
    e "Woo, good timing!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn09
    e "I knew you'd be back."
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn10
    e "Dang nabbit, I love this lizard!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn11
    e "Boy am I glad to see you!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn12
    e Kled laughs.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn13
    e Kled laughs.
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn14
    e "The badgers command it!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn15
    e "For the brain weasels!"
  •  
    Kled.skaarlReturn16
    e "Yeehaw! I knew you couldn't quit me, Skaarl!"

Music

  •  
    Kled.MountingTheme1
    e Kled mounting
  •  
    Kled.MountingTheme2
    e Kled mounting
  •  
    Kled.MountingTheme3
    e Kled mounting
  •  
    Kled.MountingTheme4
    e Kled mounting
  •  
    Kled.DismountingTheme1
    e Kled dismounting
  •  
    Kled.DismountingTheme2
    e Kled dismounting
  •  
    Kled.DismountingTheme3
    e Kled dismounting
  •  
    Kled.DismountedTheme1
    e Kled dismounted theme
  •  
    Kled.DismountedTheme2
    e Kled dismounted theme
  •  
    Kled.DismountedTheme3
    e Kled dismounted theme

Upon Casting Beartrap on a Rope Beartrap on a Rope

  •  
    Kled.spellQ1
    e "Gotcha now!"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ2
    e "How you like that leash?"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ3
    e "Gotcha!"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ4
    e "Oh, you ain't getting away!"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ5
    e "You ain't running!"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ6
    e "Just try and run!"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ7
    e "You ain't going nowhere!"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ8
    e "Get back here!"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ9
    e "Thought you wanted to visit!"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ10
    e "You think you can run?"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ11
    e "I'm gonna learn you about pain!"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ12
    e "Come back, I gotta' put an axe in your brain!"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ13
    e "Aw, you ain't leaving, are you?"
  •  
    Kled.spellQ14
    e "Oops, bear trap in your neck!"

Upon Casting Jousting Jousting

  •  
    Kled.spellE1
    e "Get 'em!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE2
    e "Hyaah!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE3
    e "Woo!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE4
    e "Get 'em, Skaarl!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE5
    e "Yeehaw!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE6
    e "Yip yip!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE7
    e "Wowee!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE8
    e "Ha!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE9
    e "Whoa!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE10
    e "Wahah!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE11
    e "Woo!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE12
    e "Yah!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE13
    e "Hee hee!"
  •  
    Kled.spellE14
    e "Ha ha!"

Upon Casting Chaaaaaaaarge!!! Chaaaaaaaarge!!!

  •  
    Kled.spellR1
    e "Chaaaaarge!"
  •  
    Kled.spellR2
    e "Chaaaaarge!"
  •  
    Kled.spellR3
    e "Let's get 'em!"
  •  
    Kled.spellR4
    e "Yaaaahoooo!"
  •  
    Kled.spellR5
    e "Yaaaahoooo!"
  •  
    Kled.spellR6
    e "Yeeeehaaaw!"
  •  
    Kled.spellR7
    e "Yeaaaaaaah!"
  •  
    Kled.spellR8
    e "Follow meeeee!"
  •  
    Kled.spellR9
    e "No prisoneeeers!"

Music

(When they are played over and over again, it plays a part of Kled's Login Theme!)

  •  
    Kled.UltimateTheme1
    e Kled charging theme
  •  
    Kled.UltimateTheme2
    e Kled charging theme
  •  
    Kled.UltimateTheme3
    e Kled charging theme
  •  
    Kled.UltimateTheme4
    e Kled charging theme

Upon Killing an Enemy Champion

  •  
    Kled.kill01
    e "This is Noxus, son! Winner takes all!"
  •  
    Kled.kill02
    e "That'll learn 'em!"
  •  
    Kled.kill03
    e "Thought you could take my land, huh? How'd that work out for you?"
  •  
    Kled.kill04
    e "How's that dirt taste?"
  •  
    Kled.kill05
    e "Don't worry, Skaarl! We'll come back so you can eat 'em later."
  •  
    Kled.kill06
    e "Whoops! Looks like I accidentally stabbed you with my long axe - until you were dead!"
  •  
    Kled.kill07
    e "You were a visitor, now you're mulch!"
  •  
    Kled.kill08
    e "Skaarl, that was what we call a predictable scenario."
  •  
    Kled.kill09
    e "I told 'em what was gonna' happen if they came onto my land!"
  •  
    Kled.kill10
    e "Next time you visit, bring more stuff I can take!"
  •  
    Kled.kill11
    e "I might be a deranged lizard-riding bandito, but I whooped you real good!"
  •  
    Kled.kill12
    e "Now, I might have overreacted to you unlawfully entering my property - but I don't think so!"
  •  
    Kled.kill13
    e "Ahahahaha! I warned him! I did warn him!"
  •  
    Kled.kill14
    e "It's funny, 'cause he died right on the border of my land, and more off my land!"
  •  
    Kled.kill15
    e "Glad you could visit!"
  •  
    Kled.kill16
    e "Don't let the door hit you on your way to hell!"
  •  
    Kled.kill17
    e "They never learn."
  •  
    Kled.kill18
    e "Tried to bushwhack a bushwhacker!"
  •  
    Kled.kill19
    e "That learned 'em real good."
  •  
    Kled.kill20
    e "We didn't come here to teach lessons in humanity!"
  •  
    Kled.kill21
    e "Y'all made a nice stabbing bag."
  •  
    Kled.kill22
    e "Killing makes me thirsty."
  •  
    Kled.kill23
    e "Nothing like a river of blood to send a message."
  •  
    Kled.kill24
    e "Y'know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something."
Killing an Enemy Yordle
  •  
    Kled.killYordle01
    e "Just 'cause we was kin don't mean I ain't feeding you to Skaarl!"
  •  
    Kled.killYordle02
    e "Hey cous', glad you came to visit!"
  •  
    Kled.killYordle03
    e "A relative's just another unwanted guest."
  •  
    Kled.killYordle04
    e "Afraid I had to cut your visit short."
  •  
    Kled.killYordle05
    e "You ain't cute now!"
  •  
    Kled.killYordle06
    e "Aw, you are so cute... 'fore I ripped your fuzzy head off!"
  •  
    Kled.killYordle07
    e "I could feel bad about killing you, or we could stomp on your corpse!"
  •  
    Kled.killYordle08
    e "You was cute - lousy, but cute."
Killing an Enemy AatroxSquare Aatrox
  •  
    Kled.killAatrox01
    e "He died as dumb as he sounded."
  •  
    Kled.killAatrox02
    e "And he ain't even had the indignity to call himself a demon."
  •  
    Kled.killAatrox03
    e "Never had much to say, but I'm sure glad we shut him up."
Killing an Enemy CassiopeiaSquare Cassiopeia
  •  
    Kled.killCassiopeia01
    e "Girl was all messed up."
    • Skaarl growls
      •  
        Kled.killCassiopeia02
        e "I mean, before we killed her. Snake for legs? Crazy!"
  •  
    Kled.killCassiopeia03
    e "I guess it's snake dinner tonight!"
  •  
    Kled.killCassiopeia04
    e "Was that lady half-snake, or that snake half-human? She is... confusing. Dead, but confusing."
Killing an Enemy DariusSquare Darius
  •  
    Kled.killDarius01
    e "Hey, lizard food! What exactly was you general of?"
  •  
    Kled.killDarius02
    e "Nice axe! Learn to use it!"
  •  
    Kled.killDarius03
    e "Death by my hand!"
  •  
    Kled.killDarius04
    e "He wanted to unify Noxus. Guess that makes me a secessionist."
Killing an Enemy DravenSquare Draven
  •  
    Kled.killDraven01
    e "KLEEEEEED... naw, it's just Kled."
  •  
    Kled.killDraven02
    e "Who wants some Kled?"
  •  
    Kled.killDraven03
    e "This is where Kled shines!"
Killing an Enemy IllaoiSquare Illaoi
  •  
    Kled.killIllaoi01
    e "Skaarl? You eatin' good tonight! That girl's got some meat on her!"
  •  
    Kled.killIllaoi02
    e "And you thought I talked crazy!"
  •  
    Kled.killIllaoi03
    e "I gotta' stop the mushroom juice... I swear that girl had some tentacles or something!"
Killing an Enemy JhinSquare Jhin
  •  
    Kled.killJhin01
    e "Bye bye, fancy pants!"
  •  
    Kled.killJhin02
    e "Hey, fancy pants! Got your cloak dirty!"
  •  
    Kled.killJhin03
    e "I don't know what he was. I just needed him to shut up."
  •  
    Kled.killJhin04
    e "I can respect crazy, but what kind of fool reloads in the middle of a fight?"
Killing an Enemy KatarinaSquare Katarina
  •  
    Kled.killKatarina01
    e "A sinister blade? Heck, girl, Skaarl's got farts more sinister than you was."
  •  
    Kled.killKatarina02
    e "I like a girl with moxie."
    • Skaarl growls
      •  
        Kled.killKatarina03
        e "No, obviously she didn't have any! That's the darn point!"
  •  
    Kled.killKatarina04
    e "Humans is such easy prey."
Killing an Enemy LeBlancSquare LeBlanc
  •  
    Kled.killLeBlanc01
    e "She had one crazy getup! Them city-folk clothes is getting ridiculous."
    • Skaarl growls
      •  
        Kled.killLeBlanc02
        e "Yeah, I'll try it on later."
  •  
    Kled.killLeBlanc03
    e "Go back to Noxus Prime!"
  •  
    Kled.killLeBlanc04
    e "All your little city-girl dreams just got stomped."
Killing an Enemy Rek'SaiSquare Rek'Sai
  •  
    Kled.killRekSai01
    e "We wrecked that thing!"
  •  
    Kled.killRekSai02
    e "Damn varmint left holes all over the yard."
  •  
    Kled.killRekSai03
    e "Queen of what? Darn thing made Skaarl look smart!"
Killing an Enemy RivenSquare Riven
  •  
    Kled.killRiven01
    e "Pure Noxian girl. Almost liked her. Almost."
  •  
    Kled.killRiven02
    e "Seems to have lost your bounce, girl."
  •  
    Kled.killRiven03
    e "All that hippy hop! Getting on my nerves!"
Killing an Enemy SionSquare Sion
  •  
    Kled.killSion01
    e "How many times do I gotta' kill him?"
    • Skaarl growls
      •  
        Kled.killSion02
        e "I know!"
  •  
    Kled.killSion03
    e "Too stupid to live, too dumb to die."
  •  
    Kled.killSion04
    e "I don't think you can eat that one."
    • Skaarl growls
      •  
        Kled.killSion05
        e "He looks a little overripe."
  •  
    Kled.killSion06
    e "Huh. I liked him better when he was alive."
Killing an Enemy SwainSquare Swain
  •  
    Kled.killSwain01
    e "Tactician? More like bird brain."
  •  
    Kled.killSwain02
    e "Master Tactician? He can keep that title."
  •  
    Kled.killSwain03
    e "He gonna' taste good deep-fried."
  •  
    Kled.killSwain04
    e "I figure he gonna' taste like chicken."
    • Skaarl growls
      •  
        Kled.killSwain05
        e "Sure!"
Killing an Enemy Tahm KenchSquare Tahm Kench
  •  
    Kled.killTahmKench01
    e "Well, that shut him up!"
  •  
    Kled.killTahmKench02
    e "Finally, some silence."
  •  
    Kled.killTahmKench03
    e "I knew he was a liar, 'cause he used them big words."
Killing an Enemy TalonSquare Talon
  •  
    Kled.killTalon01
    e "I've seem some dumb outfits, Skaarl, but a cape made out of knives? Woo, ha! That took the cake!"
  •  
    Kled.killTalon02
    e "Another dead city boy, thinking he could sneaky-sneak on my land."
  •  
    Kled.killTalon03
    e "Let that be a lesson for all them sneaky-sneaks!"

Music

  •  
    Kled.GainingCourageTheme1
    e Kled gaining courage theme
  •  
    Kled.GainingCourageTheme2
    e Kled gaining courage theme
  •  
    Kled.GainingCourageTheme3
    e Kled gaining courage theme
  •  
    Kled.GainingCourageTheme4
    e Kled gaining courage theme

Upon Placing a Ward

  •  
    Kled.ward01
    e "I keep my eyes open - all the time."
  •  
    Kled.ward02
    e "I ain't paranoid - I'm ready. Real ready."
  •  
    Kled.ward03
    e "They's always trying to sneak up on us. Trying, that is."
  •  
    Kled.ward04
    e "I know them trespassers is somewhere..."
  •  
    Kled.ward05
    e "Them sneaky-sneaks ain't gonna' sneak on us, no sir!"
  •  
    Kled.ward06
    e "It's mine, and I got my eye on it!"
  •  
    Kled.ward07
    e "Yeah, any of them varmints sneak up on us, we'll know."
  •  
    Kled.ward08
    e "It ain't paranoia if everyone is out to get you."
  •  
    Kled.ward09
    e "Paranoia... means having all the facts."
  •  
    Kled.ward10
    e "There's no such thing as paranoia; your worst fears can come true at any moment."
  •  
    Kled.ward11
    e "Paranoia is just another word for ignorance."
  •  
    Kled.ward12
    e "Total paranoia is just total awareness!"

Upon Casting Recall Recall

  •  
    Kled.recall01
    e "Skaarl! Skaarl!" (curses)

References