About Me
I am a rather passive person. I love knives, it's an intriguing attraction that I can't explain. I live in Zimbabwe(No, we don't live in caves or keep lions as pets. Even the people in South Africa believe that). 70% of my day is listening to music, mainly a multitude of heavy metal genres, sometimes Edith Piaf(Love her). I am currently finishing up my runes which should be about 20000IP away. Until then I am not even going to attempt a ranked game. I usually use ranged DPS champions, because of how amazingly strategic they need to be used. Mages are also a usual pick for me. Tanky DPS champions don't appeal to me at all, unless it's different to the whole "slowslowstunfearstunstunknockup" bullshit that is turning this game into an anti-strategic whorehouse(Where did that come from?). Don't get me wrong, I like CC as a strategy, but getting stunned for 5 seconds, then slowed for 6 seconds, then dying and getting flamed is not exactly fun.
Funny thing, I had a 1400 ELO before I had to delete my EUW account, it was frustrating, because it wasn't really unprovoked hate speech, those Spanish children had it coming.
Favorite Champions
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Vayne - Easy to kill, Easier to get killed by. She is so perfect and balanced.
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Karma - My favourite support.
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Karthus - A dying breed. A champion that is unique.
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Gangplank - Good to faceroll with.
- Graves - Amazing champion. I don't have him, but I'm saving up for him.
- Mad Cow - The Chinese artwork is shit. Riot, CHANGE IT!!!
- Loveable Clockwork Lady - Gotta love throwing people around.
- Vladimir - He was balanced and Riot nerfed him... The recent buffs weren't enough.
- Tryndamere - Excellent gameplay, extremely fun to troll with.
- Jester - Ward that brush, I'll just find another. Now you've just wasted gold. :D
- LeBlanc - Hard as Hell to play correctly, but rewarding, nevertheless.
- Psychotic Viking - My favourite tanky DPS.
- Demi Moore - I like the role she plays.
- Amumu - I love trolling with that ultimate.
- Crazy Bitch - Never underestimate her, ever.
- SURPRISE!!!111one!!1 Either I'm dead, or you're dead.-Fun to troll with.
- The King of Twisted Treeline. - For 3v3's.
- Elektra - My favourite design on a character(I love knives).
- Lux - It's like an acid trip when playing her with all those rainbows.
- Satan's Daughter - Have you seen her bear? Then you are still alive.
- Pantheon - Deadlier than a Spartan.
Champions I Hate
- Hitlerdinger - The most broken champion in the game.
- Teemo - Having fun at the cost of other's, and Riot does nothing?
- Dirty Ape - An extremely irritating character to be facing.
- Fat Bastard - He really is a fat bastard.
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