"And nothing of value was lost." -Teh
"People are stupid." -Teh
"You're lucky Rainbow
if Teh wasn't here
I'd go jerry springer all up in here" -Neon
"Teh kill them all" -Neon
"I need a spanking" -Technub
"I like your face" -Beautiful Moon
"i am truly saddened. if you don't hear from me, i died from the horror and will probably haunt your ass" -Nysty
"Teh, i shall hold you" -Nysty
"Teh SHUT YOUR FACE BEFORE I SHUT IT FO YA.
Now let me wring my hands
and watch the evil of the world
swirl down the drain
of my evil sink" -Angry Neon
"Noone remembers Teh
he's a nonentity" -Neon
"I'm not talking to you
I'm talking to the better Anon
The one with the better face
And body
And butt
And personality
He's got a smokin' butt" -Beautiful Moon
"Do I sense a Kitty
My Kitty senses
Are purring" -Beautiful Moon
"Korea & PC gaming. Definitely a better love story than Twilight" -MarKassiN
"When you need grammar, Teh is always stalking around the corner." -Dah' Blob
"fire improves everything." -Nysty
"The only non ugly person here is Anon
Anon's sexy for all genders and types
He's like a drug" -Beautiful Moon
"with great wisdom, comes great madness
think outside the box - you are a great innovator
live outside the box - you are eccentric
there is no box - you are insane
there's yer monthly dose of wisdom
now pay me" -Nysty
"Protip.
Never look the Teh in the eyes..." -Dah' Blob
"When I listen to this song (Mariah Carey - Hero)
teh
I think of you
Only because there's no hero inside of you" -Neon
"...I will stab you in the eye" -Neon
"Use your hands Teh
USE THEM" -Neon
"Watch this
BAM
content" -Neon
"no
you must crush it
with fiery vengeance" -Neon
"that's going into a quote
I can tell" -Kitten
"The internet is for... nevermind." -D3Reap3R
"You're depressing." -RadarMatt
"Our job as sane people is to be vigilant and not let retards do and get what they want" -RainbowHysteria
"*Tackle hugs Anon to the floor and licks his face*
You have an adorable face
But it's even cuter
With my tongue on it :3
Eghghrrmrmmfff" -Beautiful Moon
"i only dance when no one is watching." -Nysty
"ew, people like me
i feel unclean" -Nysty
"you missed everything, Teh
everything.
come, join me by the fire
i shall tell you a tale of wonderment" -Nysty
"alrighteh" -RainbowHysteria
"Grrr, I have no quotes on Teh's page D:" -FrozenDarkness
"useless
FOOLS" -Nysty-talk
"always teh" -NeonSpotlight
"Pies are delicious.
they taste like Teh" -Ice Nymph
"I will love you always." -Teh
"We are omniscient gods." -Unknown admin
"I don't want us in there looking desperate when we aren't" -Desperate Neon
"I would apologize to you Teh but I never apologize" -NeonSpotlight
"Don't lie to me
all you understand is violence and uncouthness" -NeonSpotlight
"Grammar Nazi teh wins again" -RainbowHysteria
"Teh never uses logic
he just uses splash
and bubble" -PokeNeon
"Teh's lazier than I am
I know it sounds crazy
but it's the truth" -NeonSpotlight
"He's self-centered
and selfish
and lazy
But hey, it's Teh" -NeonSpotlight
"Woohoo. I love it when stuff gets done without me." -TehAnonymous
"You know if I could block you I would've" -NeonSpotlight
"Know this Teh
One day
I will find you
and then
I WILL LICK YOU." -I Am Knowledge
"you dick
making me work...
HAVE YOU NO SHAME?" -Nysty
"I do not understand your pain
Of not being beautiful" -TehAnonymous
"myself is a mystery" -Nysty
"TEH GO AWAY UR A DIK" -Dysrhythmia
"teh y u so dik" -NeonSpotlight
"just get a cat
and punch it in the face
When I get angry
I grab my cat
and tickle its side and rub its belly
I would never hit a cat
but Teh might
he's a sick sunsabitch" -NeonSpotlight
"Nope.
You're Teh." -Dah' Blob
"Teh, you're the man." -Lesanthosxia
"Teh style" -RainbowHysteria
"the chat tastes liek teh for him" -Ice Nymph
"teh and dik
go hand in hand
if you know what I mean
I feel like my innuendo fell flat
just like teh" -NeonSpotlight
"I am everything
and nothing" -NeonSpotlight
"Ahh! Teh is back!" -Ninja Homunculus
"you will not enjoy it" -Kitten
"s'not even night
a perpetual state of sunless twilight
the twin suns forever circling
but never shining a light on the misty lands" -Nysty
"he has no pants
yeah
no pants
that's totally cool.
no shirt either." -IAK
"I hate" -Neon
"Teh I challenge you
TO A DUEL" -NeonSpotlight
"I don't even
Did everyone just....
not see Teh cast
COCK OF THE INFINITE
GOOD GOD, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Also
Who the hell put
this chocolate syrup
in my milk" -NeonSpotlight
"I am not the milkman" -Psykolog
"in the deepest reaches, there sleepeth the old ones
those with the power to turn off cell phone signals
feared by all the younglins
and then my cat went "meow" and attacked my hand" -Nysty
"The Teh, it lives!" -Kitten
"But meh
yer Teh" -Lesanthosxia
"for some reason
my cat enjoys gnawing on my arm
eez like my vewy own zombieeee
d'aaaaaww
..i'm bleeding, though" -Nysty
"Teh, yer talking to yourself
YOU POOR INSANE MAN" -Nysty
"You know that feeling when you pass a car wreck on the highway?
There's a passing interest
but also a sensation of pity for the ones inside.
I have no pity." -TehAnonymous
"don't touch me, you filthy manwhore" -Nysty
"gah, I'm getting too serious
I'll just write "potato" repetitively then
POTATO
POTATO
POTATO" -Psykolog
"I'm being harassed by a fancy gentleman" -NeonSpotlight
"you need more penis in your life nystus" -Rapacious
"sounds like a marvelous plan, Teh" -Nysty
"I think you should've
shushed your face" -NeonSpotlight
"as a proud attention whore, I'm happy as long as people answer my sentences" -Psykolog
"E is for elephant." -TehAnonymous
"Sir
calm your face" -NeonSpotlight
"I am no Sir
I am Teh" -Teh
"i must not let anyone find out about the secret deer sex
off to find deer" -Rapacious
"I em OP
Obviously Pathetic" -Lesanthosxia
"oh fuck
it's teh
..erm, hai" -Kitten
"the voices in my penis say you're fucked" -Rapacious
"Only Teh can us now" -RadarMatt
"For as long as this wiki has existed, there have been two "groups" on it that generally follow the same goal for the wiki." -Ajraddatz
"We welcome you with open arms and fake smiles." -TehAnonymous
"the arms are fake too" -Psykolog
"are you insane and science-inclined?
no?
SCIENCE!!" -Nysty
"Teh, I think you will make a good crat :]
you know your stuff" -Technub
"I'm never sure if Teh is serious or not
so I don't know what to say" -Akali
"learn him" -Kitten
"Teach me your ways
The ways of the cookie" -Akali
"TehAnon, do you have absolute power?" -TaC0CaT
"Oh look
Kitten thinks it's people" -Akali
"Nystus
You have a beautiful mind
id love to prod it" -Ranthai
"I AM THE MOD OF AGES" -Teh
"You're too nice, Teh" -LionsLight
"OH, GOD TEH" -Izkael
"Well, I must go
Cookie, kiss me goodbye
I demand it" -Akali
"WHY YES
I AM THE HEAD ADMIN
WHAT IS IT YOU WISH" -Not the head admin
"if yer gonna drop a copyright on information, i'm gonna get Teh to smack you" -Nysty
"All pay reverence to the almighty Teh" -RadarMatt
"teh
I'll honor you" -Kitten
"I'd honor you so hard" -TehAnonymous
"I'd honor the fuck out of you" -Andrew.heo1
"TehAgonymous..." -Akali
"damn it, teh
where was you" -Nysty
""ITTTT'S ON MY BRAIN NAOOOO!"-Teh" -I never said this
"you lurk on the internet with unknown guys that you will never see" -Psykolog
"Teh's a evil cookie. his mere presence is disturbing." -Bloodstrider
"abuse me
amuse*" -Akali
"YE TOO EARLY TO REALIZE THE CAPABILITIES OF ANONS YET
except Teh, maybe" -Lesanthosxia
"Teh is just
spooookyyyy." -Brynhldr
"Nah, he's just dat Teh
He ain't some halloween event monster ye scrub" -Lesanthosxia
"Neon, why do you hate Teh so much?
or do you actually love him deep inside, but are afraid to show your true feelings?" -Kitten
"ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STAND IN THE WRAITH OF KITTY." -Lesanthosxia
"I slap the fools" -Kitten
"You know, you're bad, you're bad, you're really, really bad. /slap" -BryghtShadow
"I'm just waiting for the price of souls to bounce back up before I sell mine" -LionsLight
"I won't refuse anyone who comes." -Psykolog
"I have no problem with bathtubs or sinks" -NeonSpotlight
"why does the community have to be put in a corner?" -Kitten
"on this unholy night I will make you my own" -Psykolog
"people are dumb" -Rust x Rust
"Hey, you told me to, so I did." -ProtonZero
"I don't actually exist.
I am a non-entity." -TehAnonymous
"You'll always exist in my heart, Cookie." -Akali
"NYSTUS nystus nystus nystus NYSTUS nystus nystus nystus nystus nystus nystus" -NeonSpotlight
"Nystus is not your God" -RadarMatt
"to me, it's a sad day when you have to kill a friend
to psy, it's thursday" -V3hemenc3
"Now I feel bad
I kicked a cat
Just like Neon said I would" -TehAnonymous
"hah
you funny
i assimilate you last" -Nysty
"I dont use wikipedia for religious and moral reasons" -Ranthai
"guys I'm not dying
Everything's going to be alright.
*inexplicably dies*" -TehAnonymous
"Let's all pray and give our life forces to Teh!" -BryghtShadow
"the bastard didn't know how to juggle with chainsaws
he died doing what I love" -Why Psy can't have nice things
"Teh is definitely a manly man" -NeonSpotlight
"poor psy
such torment you must suffer
too bad I enjoy it so much" -TehAnonymous
"KILL TEH UNTIL HE'S DEAD" -Psykolog
"now i'm gonna have chew my limb off and make pizza outta it" -Nysty
"Teh's not a holy spirit" -Heretic
"TEH IS HERO." -Akali
"you can be teh hero baby
you can take away teh pain" -RadarMatt
"why are you quoting quotes? =_=" -Kitten
"I feel like a role model for all of you little kids" -Kitten
"i got no one to play wiiiiith D:
IMMUH SAD LIL' BLOKE
BAAAAAAW" -Nysty
"Teh
Why you be so smart" -Ranthai
"get a sense of humor and maybe I'll love you" -Psykolog
"i require...notes.
yes.
...notes." -Nysty
"Nystus, I even missed you!" -Sam 3010
"I have a nurse under me
does that make me a doctor?" -Akali
"let's destroy this world" -Izkael
"A cookie is a measure of omnipotence" -RadarMatt
"Damn you Teh..." -That's what she said
"Last night I dreamt that I was omnipotent.
Best dream ever." -TehAnonymous
"You already are" -Ranthai
"Nystus
why arent there songs about you" -Ranthai
"Your tears
THEY ARE DELICIOUS" -Akali
"no one likes you
princess tehanonymous isn't a real princess
she's like a stick no one loves" -Psykolog
"princess tehanonymous
i luv you" -Kitten
"Teh is so smart
Thats why I love him" -Ranthai
"I, Teh, deem you
The Master Beta." -TehAnonymous
"that sounded good
until I said it out loud
oh Teh
you dashing rogue you" -Master Beta
"way to be bryght
breaking things
might as well call you Teh" -NeonSpotlight
"ehrmagerd it's Teh" -Wobwobwob
"Teh x Ilkcs" -Ranthai
"I can't believe you just did that Teh
I'm so embarrassed" -Kitten
"there's nothing left to say" -Demise101
"because he's Teh >_>
that's all you need to know" -Kitten
"look at me, I'm almost a human being" -Psykolog
"would you like a sex?" -Kitten
"yes please" -TehAnonymous
"do it to me" -NeonSpotlight
"Never find a complicated reason when you can blame it on stupidity." -TehAnonymous
"you make want to die" -Kitten
"you're always you" -Kitten
"sex is bad, stop talking about it" -Psykolog
"stop...quoting me" -Psykolog
"Don't make me
rip out your throat
and feed it nystus" -NeonSpotlight
"Cooked or uncooked?" -Teh responding to Neon
"i don't wanna eat someone's throat..." -Nysty
"I'm perfectly justified through means of fuck you." -Typhron
"Teh's braindead tonight or sumthin" -Kitten
"Is it bad that I shortened braindead to bread in my head
I'm okay with being bread." -TehAnonymous
"if you're fresh bread
then I eat you" -Probably French
"I'd like to eat Teh" -Probably also French
"Teh has some
magnificently baked buns" - -ak-
"dibs on teh bread" -Kitten
"I'm telling you
you have to seduce it" -Kitten
"THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME
time to fuck bitches
be back when I'm done" -Kitten
"I played the fat kid in a play once" -RadarMatt
"how do you think he became THE administrator?
experiment gone awry? horrible mutant powers? trained from birth? stepped on a stairs of corpses? killed a god?" -TaC0CaT
"I'M BEING OPRESSED" -Nysty
"join the dark side, we have teh" -Psykolog
"Everything is true; nothing is permitted." -TehAnonymous
"TAKE ME, MATT" -MonoKirisame
"look at the stars" -Kitten
"MY GOD, ITS FULL OF STARS" -TaC0CaT
"Everything makes sense in its own way
unless you touched it Teh
then it becomes cold hard facts" -Dah' Blob
"teh touched every girl" -Kitten
"it's funny how teh's quote page is basically an history book about whatever happened on the wiki chat
keep up the good work, sucker" -Psykolog
"teh
u make me feel mad
and worthless
and no matter what i do or say, I'll never amount to anything for Teh" -ClariS
"Teh values no one.
He's so cold, getting close to him is like walking into a snowstorm.
his shoulder is so frozen he could probably commit murder with it." -Dah' Blob
"Nystus strip nekkid and go sleep in her room
that will make her leave somewhere" -Nysty
"There is no purpose
and yet
it serves every purpose in the world
to screw with your mind" -Akali
"YOU ARE A GOD BEYOND GODS" -TaC0CaT
"That was anti-climatic" -Andrew.heo1's gf
"AAAAH I LOVE WINNING
MY BRAIN IS SWIMMING IN SEROTONIN" -Nysty
"Nystus, is it strange that when I imagine you being a sole bureaucrat of the wiki that I see a dark tower swirling with dark energy and hordes of rotting undead shambling about editing pages?
I mean that's the way I visualize the particular kind of breed of "terrible" that would be if you were the sole bureaucrat." -ProtonZero
"lawd have mercy on me
how i have sinned" -Nysty
"I kill people sometimes and eat their brains, but don't let that fool you, I'm very friendly" -TaC0CaT
"Lions should ban everyone and then call April Fools" -MrPervSan
"most of you still disappoint me
no conviction" -Nysty
"what has teh done" -Psykolog
"Teh's silly" -NeonStoplight
"DRAVEN DAY MIGHT BE NEARING IT'S CONCLUSION, BUT YOU WILL STILL HAVE A PIECE OF DRAVEN INSIDE OF YOU
DEEEEEEEP INSIDE OF YOU" -Nysty
"WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE" -Nysty
"wait
don't leave me
nooooooo" -Kitten
"let Nystus into your head
it is a warm feeling
you will enjoy it" -Nysty
"Oh god damn it Teh" -ProtonZero
"freE your mind from the Blacken Grasp with the pattern of the 13" -Dysrhythmia
"I have those same panties" -RadarMatt
"I see you know your porn artists" -Psykolog
"a man comes into a bar
no, wait, that was a horse
so that man comes into a horse" -Psykolog
"if you are aroused by this, you have issues
ISSUES
TONS OF ISSUES
tissues?" -Nystus
"Nothing can penetrate Teh's subzero defences created around his heart" -Andrew.heo1
"Frozen Heart OP" -Ranthai
"WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT
TELL US" -Psykolog
"THAT'S A LOT OF RABBIT" -Vacuumen
"what
i no sex
teh does not sex" -TehAnonymous
"Teh IS sex" -TaC0CaT
"My sex is Teh" -RadarMatt
"I still exist :D!" -Ajraddatz
"No you don't" -TehAnonymous
"the purple is but a faint whisper of the wind, unheard by the ones blind to the awe of nature" -Ilkcs
"So Aj is the anti-teh" -RadarMatt
"Step into the light
and you shall be reborn" -NeonSpotlight
"oh izk
I needed you earlier
there was a great joke
and I needed you to be the punchline" -NeonSpotlight
"HOLD
...ME." -Nysty
"what savages
dear lord, you people are abominations" -Mineko Charat Lucky
"make me a bureaucrat so I can spread my delicious corruption" -ProtonZero
"Congratulations on your first major fuck-up" -Nysty
"we should have more power trips
i like this" -Izkael
"I'm like a fish." -Vacuumen
"Do you dislike penises?" -ProtonZero
"I offer Nystus as a sacrifice
To please the Cat Gods
And milk." -Cat priest
"TEH
yer my last hope" -Psykolog
"Help me Teh, you're my only hope!" -Andrew.heo1
"When she comes can we all hit on her?" -Welcome to the internet (yes)
"STOP USING POTATOES YOU FOOLS" -TehAnonymous
"I picture you living in a room
one that overlooks a dark alley
While babies cry in the night and drunken partiers pass underneath your window, you are alone
sitting in a room
with only the glow of your porn to illuminate your solace
amirite" -Teh's imagining of Nysty
"Teh
where is your camera" -Nysty
"girls are pretty
and Teh likes pretty things" -TehAnonymous
"mods are gods" -TehAnonymous
"WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND TEH
A BABY AND A MUFFIN ARE THE SAME THING" -Vacuumen
"you know what I mean" -You bet I do
"Teh, you're the cat" -LionsLight
"Oh god cookie what have you done" -Bloodstrider
"Ah yes, I remember when I pretended to be a snake.
Those were the days." -Vacuumen
"I'm cold
come give me warmth
you peasants" -NeonSpotlight
"everyone's freaking out
They're like "TEH WHAT DID YOU DO"
"YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL"
and I'm just like "lol there's a cat in the chat"" -TehAnonymous
"I'm turning into Teh" -You say that like it's a bad thing
"Gotta be bold and beautiful Teh
and only then will you garner the respect you deserve
You gotta show the world Teh
it isn't enough to tell me that you're beautiful, show me that you're beautiful" -NeonSpotlight
"But I am beautiful" -TehAnonymous
"i will stare at you until your mind becomes mine" -Nysty
"lol so epic win xD" -LionsLight
"We are #1. We have won the game
time to close shop
and delete the wiki" -LionsLight
"I AM SEXEH NAKED
GAZE UPON MY GLORY AND GET AROUSED" -Do you even own a mirror?
"Teh, I have a nerdgasm every time I see you." -Ozuar
"omg Teh
wtf is that
how did
howw
what
whaaaaaat
but
why
how" -RadarMatt
"I maked it!" -TehAnonymous
"There are 8 wonders: Whatever the first 7 are, then Teh." -Ozuar
"nuff worshipping
he has more than enough flavors" -Definitely not misquoted
"GOTTA LIVE WITH THE TIMES, TEH
WOMYN DON'T WANT NO CHIVALRY
THEY WANT EQUALITY
SO HIT 'EM LIKE YOU HIT A MAN
AHAHAHAHAHAA
i'm gonna die alone
and naked" -Forever alone
"I AM SO NOT LOOKING IN TEH'S DIRECTION
LOOK AT HOW HARD I AM NOT LOOKING
I AM NOT LOOKING SO HARD IT BECOMES ANTILOOKING" -Psykolog
"ME NEITHER
IN FACT
I AM ALWAYS LOOKING AWAY FROM TEH" -TehAnonymous
"Teh for president: Because abusing power is fun." -RadarMatt
"I admin, I am no admit." -BryghtShadow
"it all started with a lamp
but it will all end with a doorknob" -Psykolog
"porn taught me all I need to know about tehanonymouses" -Porn expert
"kaughet" -GaReN'SFoRNooBS
"Sometimes I RP as teh" -TehAnonymous
"sometimes I roleplay as Teh
so that I feel sexy
but then I remember Teh isn't sexy
and I feel disgusted with myself" -Akali
"You know what really turns me on?
Good file organization, with well-ordered hierarchies." -TehAnonymous
"Oh yeah, put that file in the sub category, yeah" -BryghtShadow
"I want to watch the world burn, understand these consequences and do it for everything I have listed." -Some people just... don't like the Oxford comma
"Teh: Fuck it, let's ban him anyway! For the lolz!
Neon: YAY!
And then Teh and neon grapped each others hand and skipped through the main pages." -Dah' Blob
"i can't believe you used that quote Teh." -Dah' Blob
"teh purging of the cats is going to be messy" -TehAnonymous
"Well, leave the touching to me.
Like I said, I'm currently touching things, but I probably should change the other things before touching." -BryghtShadow
"Go commit Sudoku" -BryghtShadow
"you disgust me
good day, sir" -Nysty
"Be always cool." -TehAnonymous
"Should I be evil? Should I be kind?
Teh, what do." -BryghtShadow
"rules are rules" -LionsLight
"that would be amazing
everyone would be against it
and that would be amazing" -Izkael
"you can't take my virginity" -You're safe, izk
"I don't like people with white borders" - o.-
"just call me a magician
and Teh is my sexy assistant
Now time to saw you in half" -MagicNeon
"fools
there are many" -KiIIy
"How about we go around and discuss the origins of our usernames?
Well, when I was considering my username, I asked myself,
"What is it that people fear?"
I tell you, that they fear the darkness, the unknown, the elusive reality.
They fear the anonymous.
Teh? Teh is the corruption of The.
The is a definite article, and by extension, the corruption of the definite is the indefinite." -TehAnonymous
"I was once a professional whore" -NeonSpotlight
"TEH I LOVE YOU
HAVE MY CHILDREN" -Ozuar
"Teh is hard
like a stale cookie
tastes just as bad too" -Akali
" "hey wikia, I've got this problem with randoms making single edits on categories"
"ok teh here have a filter"
Lions: YESSS FINALLY" -How the wiki got AbuseFilter
"Now you can see more goddamned AP Teemos
Everybody wins except for everybody." -RemeranAuthor
"but teh.. you're always a good person" -KiIIy
"eh, I'm a community !" -Psykolog
"My dreams are shattered now" -LionsLight
"if Teh was superhero
he would not fight crime
he would beat the robbers
but only if they were robbing incorrectly
cause this
Teh cannot allow" -Dah' Blob
"We cannot lower ourselves to the level of trolls and the braindead." -TehAnonymous
"And now you are threatening me. That's rather hysterical. And exhilarating. My blood boils and churns at the thought of you abusing your skills just for me as you have done before. Stab with me with your sword I need to feel pain.
If you present yourself as an obstacle I will only lust to overcome you. It is my way." -Odaswifteye
"I'm now officially the cook of the chat
today's menu : death" -Psykolog
"my internet is currently so bad that I can barely even look at porn
not to talk about online games..." -Psykolog
"wait, imagination is a combustible substance?" -Mineko Charat Lucky
"Imagination leads to ideas.
and ideas... set the world on fire." -TehAnonymous
"love, however, is very powerful, especially when condensated in a coherent beam of destruction" -A true romantic
"The game is a fucking mess. There is NO rhyme or reason. It's like American Spelling." -RemeranAuthor
"LionsLight is always on top..." -ClariS