Just because I'm a mage doesn't mean I have to look it. I've been through enough to know how important being physically fit is, even as a mage. When I was five, both my parents died. Do you know how hard it is to live on your own in Noxus as a five year old? Didn't think so. I had to steal from people who were much older and stronger than me.
It was during one of my raids that I found my magic powers. I was cornered by the owner of the house I'd infiltrated and their family. I'd raided their house a few times before, so I expected it to be easy once again. This time, however, they were ready for me.
I was about to die when my powers suddenly burst out in front of me, killing them all. After that, I started training my abilities and my body, slowly climbing the ranks of the armies and defeating many powerful enemies.
You may think you have a chance, but your possibility of winning is zero percent.