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WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!?

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OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS WISHY WASHY FEELING STUFF.


Today I'm going to talk about League again, mainly about the laning phase. So I was cruising around 1500's as jungle tanksticks (Which is actually pretty fun, check out my tanking guide btw), when around 15 mins in, I check the scores, and I see a Ryze with 33 CS, 4 deaths, and a Brand with 73 CS 3 kills, 1 assist. I was all like, Ryze, what's going on man, how are you losing the lane?


Well, he told me, "He's Brand."


Holy heck did I go ballistic, I was all like "HOLY F*CK, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!??!?!"


"DO YOU MEAN HIS SPELLS HAVE A LONG RANGE!?!?!? DO YOU MEAN HE DOES A TON OF DAMAGE AND YOU CAN'T COMPETE?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?"


And you know what he said to me? He said," Chill man. Why you so angry?"


And I was all like, "Fuck mang! You being bad and trying to toss off resposibility of your badness only a vague reason. 'He's Brand!' REALLY!?!? ONLY BAD PEOPLE SAY THAT KINDA CRAP AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE BAD!"


And he was all like "I'm not bad."


So, I was like"WHAT"S GOING ON THEN MANG!?!??!"


AND HE WAS LIKE " ALL HIS SPELLS HAVE A TON OF RANGE AND HE PUSHES SO QUICKLY, AND I'M BAD AT LAST HITTING AT THE TOWER."


AND I, IN MY INFINITE WISDOM WAS ALL LIKE, "YOU DO MORE SINGLE TARGET DAMAGE, SO JUST BAIT HIS SPELLS AND CLOSE UP AND HIT HIM WHEN THEY ARE ON CD."


AND HE WAS LIKE "OKAY MANG!".


And he did. We won that game. It was glorious.


My point being, there is ALWAYS a reason why you are losing. It's not because they hax, or cuz they are OP, (althought sometimes, they ARE). There is ALWAYS a reason they are beating you, and you need to stand back a bit and figure it out, then beat the crap out of them when you do.


PEACE.

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