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How to pick summoner spells (for dummies only, not for skillfull players)

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I see that you enjoyed my last "how to". I was not playing the League for about 2 days now which gave me a few ideas on how to play. Urgot on top, super jungler Twitch and other interesting things came up in my mind. As I was building my anti-Teemo Urgot on top it slaped me in my face. What about summoner spells? These days everyone pick flash/ignite and never deviate from that formula. So that will be a topic today, summoner spells. Enjoy.


- Doo, doo, doo, dam, dam, doo, doo, doo, dam, dam. Gonna pick some champion and slap flash/ignite on him, doo, doo, doo, dam, dam, doo, doo, doo, dam, dam...

- OBJECTION!!!!

- Wha...!!!!!! *WHAM, falls down from chair*

- *knocks* Are you there?

- The hell dude, THE HELL DUDE!

- Sorry about that, I had to change my entry style, old plain "hello there" was getting too old.

- UGH!

- Anyway I see that you want to play a little bit of League of Legends.

- Yeah, I was about to pick Darius on top, I will kill them all, I will get a penta 100%.

- Hold on there, let's see what will enemy team pick.

- *click, Teemo lock in, kite to the max*

- Oh boy.

- What?! Teemo, he is a n00b, I s**t on Teemo players.

- Teemo can escape from you, you can't even touch him, even if you get lucky enough to catch him he will nuke you with Q, just pay attention to that 80 / 125 / 170 / 215 / 260 (+ 80% AP) ratio.

- I will pwn him, I have true damage ult, he is dead.

- Just hold on there, he is countering you alright...

- NO HE DOES NOT!

- Alright, lets say he does, in order to defeat him why don't you make a different build and adjust your summoner...

- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

- HUH?!

- FLASH/IGNITE TO THE GRAVE, ALL HAIL TO FLASH/IGNITE, WE MUST SACRIFICE VIRGINS TO FLASH/IGNITE.

- Ok... deargodhelpme khmkhm, now hear me out.

- Hmmmm.

- Why don't you...

- No.

- take...

- No, no, no.

- Exhaust...

- NO, NO, NO, NO.

- instead Flash?

- NO, NO, NO, NO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

- Think about it, Teemo has super nifty nuke and movement speed steroid, exhaust reduces damage, movement speed and atack speed, perfect for Teemo.

- ALL HAIL TO FLASH/IGNITE, WE MUST SACRIFICE...

- Oh, is that so, let's do it my way *teamviewer.exe, control over PC acquired, selects exhaust/ignite*

- WTF! FU HAXOR!

- Tehehehe, I am such a naughty person XD

- If I lose this I will report you.

- What if you win?

- I will sacrifice virgins to you instead.

- Fair enough.

- *10 minutes into game, Teemo is having good reflexes and our Darius is pinned down, outfarmed and outlaned.*

- OMG OP TEEMO, STUPID MORELLO!

- Hey, why don't you...

- OMG, YOU ARE FAULT FOR THIS, WITHOUT FLASH I CAN'T KILL HIM, AND NOW HE OUTFARMED ME BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE FLASH!.

- Calm down, listen to me, buy Hexdrinker.

- What is that?!

- *cereal guy spitting*

- Seriously, what is Hexdunker?!

- ...drinker...

- Yeah.

- Search you dumbass!

- Ah, oh there it is, let's see "Unique - Lifeline: If you would take magic damage which would leave you at less than 30% of your maximum health, You gain a shield which absorbs up to 250 magic damage for 5 seconds. 60 second cooldown. +25 attack damage, +25 magic resist" Hmm, sounds op.

- Let's recap again, you have mercury threads and you have this cute little sword, that should take down that pesky little fungicidal maniac.

- I am not sure...

- Go greatest of heroes, power of the gods is with you.

- *Goes in, Teemo tries to escape, Darius used exhaust and caught Teemo with Aprehend, Teemo used Q, exhaust diminished his damage, Darius spins out of control, steps on mushroom, suspense rises, Teemo fires another Q but it is too late, Hexdrinker kicks in and Darius slams Teemo with Noxian Guilotine*

- OMG! I DID IT, I KILLED HIM! OMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- *teardrop fell from cheek* He became a man, he killed Teemo.

- Hey this exhaust is not that bad.

- Amen to that, if Teemo did full damage on you with that first Q you would be on heavens right now.

- *RIOT sattelite approaching geosyncronous orbit, ready to fire in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... ENGAGE!*

- WHAT THE...

- (enemy Karthus) SAYONARA DUNKER!

- *Kabooooom*

- Uh oh, I should get myself to...

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU ARE SO REPORTED YOU STUPID B**CH, YOU NOOBC**K SUCKER, I HOPE YOU DIE IN HELL, YOU ARE FAULT FOR THIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

- *swoooosh*


I added a little bit of counterbuilding here but you get the point of choosing other than flash/ignite. Pick whatever you find best, there is a whole dozen of good summoner spells that can do many great things and flash is not the best out there, it is just another great spell among other great spells.

I will be back in day or two with some other thing. See ya next time.

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