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How to set up a gank (for dummies only, not for skillfull players)

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Hello again fellow summoners.

Today I want to adress one problem withing the community. Setting up a gank. Jungler needs to gank but without a proper preparations the gank is very likely to fail. This will be rather a break from all the ganking guides and it will describe what would be good to do before gank. Enjoy.


- Our dear rager plays solo top Jax, he does moderately but enemy Darius is much more skillful than him. Darius slowly wins the lane with superior farm and better itemization. Bush is warded and enemy jungler ganked once, now Darius uses that to pin Jax as hard as he can.

- Gank top PLS.

- Ok, Im there, just hold on. (stops in the bush, Darius spotted him).

- You noob. Its warded.

- Why the hell do you call for a gank?

- I need gank.

- Buy purple ward then.

- (MEGA SUPER GIGA ULTRA GASP) ME BUYING PURPLE WARD, BLASPHEMY, YOU ARE JUNGLER, YOU DO IT.

- (oh god face) I am going to steal their blue, when you clean up that bush call me, I am playing with Shyvana and I need empty bush, and I simply can't afford going back just for one pink ward.

- (allied mid champion Lux, pushing rock hard enemy mid Annie, Annie under turret) Gank mid, 0 ganks.

- Alright, I'm coming, just hold on (steals blue) I'll be there, try to bait her.

- (pushes even harder) GANK!

- You are pushing too hard, I can't turret dive, don't have my ulti yet.

- /All Noob jungler report 0 ganks.

- (Jax) Yes he is a noob, he won't gank top.

- But I tried and he warded it and you still don't bought that pink thingy.

- (bot lane, Blitz counter wards and Ezreal is doing quite fine) We need a gank.

- Alright I am there, just hold on (goes into bush, Taric and Miss Fortune push and Taric wants to ward, Shyvana pops out of the bush and catches Miss Fortune, Taric stuns Shyvana but Miss is now in danger from Ezreal, they go in for the kill, Shyvana used her freshly acquired ultimate, FUS RO DAAAAH! Miss is pinned into wall, Ezreal Arcane Shift, Miss flashes, Ez flashes, an enemy has been slain, Taric tries to escape but Ezreal nails him with ultiamte, double kill for bot).

- Thanks.

- NP, everything for the team (pressed TAB) WHAT IN THE GODS NAME!? TOP AND MID DEAD.

- (Meanwhile Jax was pushing like a sheep since Darius batied him, once he was out of turret range he grabbed him and killed him, Lux was pushing and enemy jungler came, Lux found Annie's Tibbers):

- Jungler noob, 0 ganks, report that scrub.

- Dear mother of god, I wanted to gank, you push like morons!

-...

- (goes back and buys 3 purple wards, goes back to top lane, clears enemy wards) There, all clear, try to bait him and I will gank, DON'T FIGHT HIM, JUST BAIT.

- Gank mid you noob.

- (Goes mid, Lux pushes again like her life depends on it) Why in the world do you need gank, you are doing fine, you even have more farm.

- JUST GANK.

- Alright, I can turret dive her, just shield me I will try my best.

- (Goes in FUS RO DAAAAH!! Annie is pinned, Lux throws Lucent Singularity, and Light binding, Lucent Singularity explodes but Light binding is a miss, he forgets to cast a shield. Shyvana tries to escape but she also found Tibbers, Lux dies afterwards).

- BLOODY MACARONI WITH BLOODY CHEESE, WHERE IS THE FING SHIEEEEEELD!!!!!!!

- You are noob, failer with Shyvana, you don't know how to gank.

- I told you nicely and...

- (Lux ignores Shyvana)

- Son of a... Ugh. God...

- (does the red buff and goes on top to gank Darius) Hey Jax, purple is still holding, I can gank now, just bait him.

- K.

- ( FUS RO DAAAAH!!! Darius tries to escape but Shyvana has red buff which slows and his flash is on cooldown, Jax is behind doing last hits).

- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING!

- (Jax became aware of situation) Oh, sorry, I was looking at FB, my girlfriend...

- WHAT THE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- (Darius used the opportunity, retaliates against Shyvana, Shyvana fights back and Jax joins in, lands one hit, Shyvana killed Darius)

- OMG KS, REPORT THIS NOOB JUNGLER.

- ... (Skyrim music drums) But theres one they fear, in their thongue he is Dovahkiin, DRAGONBORN!!!!! FUS RO DAAAAH!!!!... (our player burts through wall into the house of Jax player).

- Co to kurwa...

- You wanted gank, HERE COMES ONE (punch in the face), here comes ignite (another slap into face) and the red buff (takes the chair and slams him into head) and here comes purple ward (takes a deodorant bottle, made him crouch like a dog and shoves it... You know where).

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- ARE YOU OK, NOW, DO YOU NEED A GANK?

- Proszę, miłosierdzie...

- (meanwhile in game) Where is Shyvana, and from where is that Skyrim music coming from?

- Who cares he is noob that fails at jungling with ShyvAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU OVEREXTEND!!

- (enemy team) Ok, ok, don't hurt us, please, here, we surrender, just please, have mercy on us.

- (now calming down) But I don't have anything against you, you were fi...

- *Enemy agreed to surrender with 5 votes for yes...*

- And I just wanted to have fun *kicks Lux player in the ass*


Today's lesson is quite simple, buy purple ward and don't push too much if you want a gank, jungler is just a player, like you me or everyone else, he is not almighty god who can turret dive at level 2 and deal tons of damage (Phreak copyright). If you don't, then I would suggest you should stop using deodorant :)

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