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Yppy, the Humorist is a custom champion in League of Legends.
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Background[]
Lore[]
Oh, I should make a cool introduction in the first paragraph, right? Um, I'm Yppy, the Humorist. My profession is the thing I assigned to myself. My society banished me to the asylum after I accidentally caused massacre with my toy. After a few years, I brought myself out from the asylum because I can. I needed to live somewhere and guys called themselves, um, seminar? I think it's seminar, picked me up from the street and have me do the killing for their fun. It's so pathetic and I like it! From now on I stay in this place and do random stuffs.
Well... It's all began with the gifted inventor in Pillolly. Her name was Minerva Cansey. She devoted herself to entertainment. Then came the great event in Pillolly which all inventors would show off their greatest inventions. Minerva, known for her famous Hextech Crytalos Television, also presented her latest invention to the public. It is Spring Sprang Sprung, the portable Hextech trampoline. Jumping up and down surely amusing for most people, but a tragedy happened. The trampoline sent people to too dangerous height. It was very sad. Some broke their legs. Some broke their arms. But most broke their necks. The police came and tried to destroy the trampoline, assigned it as the forbidden machine. Minerva was very responsive for this. She went mad and tried to harm the officer with her Hextech Ininsomnus Sleepius. That electric equalizer did not work well, by the way. She was sent to the asylum. Time flew so slow and she had nothing to do, so she spent it by working with objects she can found. Soon, she created a new taser from spoons which can causes people to hiccup. Don't ask me how she done it, because she is simply genius. Then followed by a laughing spray extracted from asylum food and a dish which can create an edible pie from thin air. The hiccup taser then can inject lethal hiccup which causes death via asphyxiation. Then laughing gas was upgraded to affect people sanity directly. A pie still edible and delicious, though. She used these weapon to break from asylum and led other patients to their freedom. It was a good thing to do, right? Minerva, now called herself Yppy who entertains people, traveled to Pillolly, to her lab, then picked up a hidden copy of Spring Sprang Sprung. Well, she is careful like other inventors would be. She then used it to cause the disaster around Pillolly, believe it as a form of entertainment. Cops could not arrest her because of her taser and laughing gas. Rediculous news of people hiccup to dead and laughing uncontrollably was in the headline of local newspaper for years. Then she found the seminars, or the seminars found her? I'm not sure. They talked about a place where everyone can kill, sorry, entertain each other endlessly. Then she came here, not disappointed!
“ | "A quote? Who need to live when you can laugh!" |
— Yppy | |
Quotes[]
Upon selection
- It's oh so quiet!
- Attacking
- Stand still please! I'm telling you jokes!
- Turn off your communication device!
- You will be so happy that you could die.
- Life is full of tragedy. Let's make it more funny!
- What you are about to see is the mystery of life.
- This one is just for you. It is very funny.
- A little bit of insanity can help!
- Don't be that stressed.
- Want some comical treatment?
- Laugh hard and die young - a clever motto!
- Looks behind you! Nothing special is there!
- I'll announce you the greatest entertainment ever!
- Stop! I've got a news for you.
- Die smiling!
- Break your legs! literally.
- You don't laugh so drop down and die!
- You will get what you asked for!
- So funny that you will explode!
- Moving
- I'm a humorist. A very good one.
- Let's make something funny happen.
- We walk along. We sing a song. We sing a song.
- Oh look! So shiny!
- I think something interesting is going to happen.
- This is where it all happened.
- I think I should say something but I have no idea.
- I should write a script for myself.
- Today is too peaceful. I don't like being peaceful.
- Let's make some noise! Let's annoy them!
- I love them for loving me for my love to them and we love each other.
- We will dance on the graves of theirs.
- No, not this time. Best line goes for last!
- Do you think there is a serious problem ?
- Say cheese!
- Let's all sing together.
- Abracadrabra Casablanca Forrero
- Hey, wait! I'm not finish my script yet.
- Do it like you do with your Pillolly girl.
- You should tell me what you want me to say.
- I just forgot my line. I'll be more careful next time.
- Let's pretend that we are playing tags!
- Joke
- A joke? Use my ability on your preferred enemy! Use it! Use it! Use it! Use it!I beg you!
- I am already a joke itself. A joke itself is already me. I am a joke itself already. A joke is me already itself.
- This is the greatest joke: 'A ward just expired and enemy mid, top and jungle are missing'.'"
- Taunt
- Laughing is good for your health. Don't let me force you.
- A real joke is your life. So funny that you should die to get out from it.
- If you want more from me, you should go out and experience real life.
- Taunting
- Cupcake? Pie is much much much much much much better and tastier!
- You are too strict. One day your head might just explode from overworking.
- Taunting
- You are not allowed on my trampoline! You are too heavy!
- Stop messing with me and go eat your cupcake!
- Taunting
- You looks like Prince Charming. Sadly, I wrote a piece of tragedy which he dies in the end.
- Do not break my things! Go break that robot's things instead!
- Taunting
- I think we have so much things in common.
- We should work together someday.
- Oh! Your guns can speak? Show it! Show it! Show it!
- You ain't going to got any pie from me!
- Taunting Tev
- Oh look! A little cuddly thing that set things on fire!
- Let's laugh together and set the world on insanity!
- Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, we're so insane.
- Let's start the competition of who being crazier!
- Using (Hiccupocus) Hiccupalus Taser
- Hyuk!
- Hiccy!
- Fyuk!
- Using (Jinxy) Nitruzoul Spray
- This is insane!
- For laugher!
- Fluffy giggly!
- Using (Creamy) Cherrianna Pie
- Splat!
- Tasty cherry!
- Eat this!
- Using Spring Sprang Sprung
- Springy whoopy!
- Dumb jumpy jumpy!
- This is for you guys!
- The sky is ours!
- Upon dying
- Ermahgerd! Ehrm dyirng!
- Durt werse surs mearn!
- Irt werse earl yer fult! Yer fult!
- Me sherd serd sermtherng befur ferl!
- Dance