Passive: Banana DPS - Every auto attack Sorakaka does is a banana... hurr. In addition, she deals increased damage against monkeys. (+ 50 % Attack Damage)
Q: Magical Rainbow - Sorakaka sits on her bum and barfs magical rainbows. HAVE YOU TASTED THE RAINBOW? In addition, she gains 50% movement speed; however she is immobilized for the duration.
W: Horn Penetration - giggity... Sorakaka can impale a champ by accident if she gets close enough. This attack applies to both allies and enemies. The target is slain despite their health. Impale chance: 10%/ 7000$/ Over 9 Hundred/ Fifty five bajillion%/ JB%
E: Ehhh... - ehhh.. ehh%/ehhh%/ehhh%/ehhh%/ehhhh% Sorakaka becomes indecisive... ehhhh. In addition, she has ehh% every ehh level to ehh the enemy or ally.
R: UNICRON POWER ACTIVATE - Sorakaka calls upon divine friendship from above to summon either Fluttershy or any other pony from MLP for a duration. During this time, all enemies get slain instantaneously and Sorakaka is invincible. Duration: ∞/ ∞/ ∞/ ∞/ ∞
Okay, so this was a littly silly, but I needed to get this out of my system lol :P