1 Growth 18 1 Growth 18
Health 2000 Attack damage 100 (+-10) 70
Health regen. -170 Attack speed -170
Master Yi 0 (+0) 0 Armor 0
  Magic resist. 0
Attack range 10 Mov. speed 25
Aura of Stupidity
RANGE: 1000
Dr. MundoSquare

For every enemy champion within range of Matt, all allied champions' ping increases by 200 / 350 / 500 ms.


Spastic Flailing
RANGE: 300
COOLDOWN: 30 / 20 / 10
Tantrum

Matt spastically flails his head and arms while attempting to read a book damaging all enemies within range.

  • Physical Damage: 40 / 55 / 70 / 85 / 100 (+ 50 AD)


Molest
RANGE: 400
COOLDOWN: 40 / 30 / 20
Death Leap

Matt summons a window and blinks to a random champion, stunning them. He then Fudgin' Fudges them to 1 health while yelling "You don't deserve to talk to me!"

  • Stun Duration: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 seconds


Rage Quit
RANGE: Global
Undying Rage

After being killed by an enemy champion, Matt rages through chat and skype. He then uninstalls the game and increases allied champions ability power, physical damage, and cooldown reduction.

  • Stat Increase: 5 / 10 / 15 / 20 / 25%


J-J-J-Jesus
RANGE: Global
COOLDOWN: 150 / 135 / 120
Vengeance

Matt becomes immortal and every ten seconds during this time, he teleports to a random location, spilling Hamburger Helper on all enemy champions, minions, and turrets.

  • Physical Damage: 200 / 300 / 400 (+ 60% AD)
  • Duration: 3 days