Imagine a gamemode where all items gives 2x the stats and unique passives and all. And with item actives with halved cooldowns cause it's doubled and all.
Aaaaand, that's how you counter the guy with Thornmail.
Same, but for the APC.
Entire team is escaping!
A huge and lengthy large AoE large range slow that deals a "free" 280 damage! Remember: MS can't be slowed below 110, so you don't walk backwards.
10 regen a second, almost vanilla Warmog's health, lots of CDR, one-shot a minion wave and then some, shield an ally for a crazy amount, and let the time bomb tick!
So tell me, would you like to play a game mode like that ?