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Buff McStrongmuscles is an average child in the post-apocalyptic future filled with bombs and radiation and all manners of nasty things. One day he wandered into a cave and found a rune which suddenly awoke his dormant nature as a half-vampire-ghost-chimera-cyborg-demon-god.
But Buff's power came at a price as he could only live alone from that point onwards: a street thug was paid 5$ to kill his parents, which he did. Before his passing father and mother, Buff made the thug pay as he was bestowed his parents' powers in their dying breath.
After founding a team of asskicking awesome god-busting damsel-saving elite heroes, Buff trained and upgraded his powers to the max, and then came back in time to his parents' deaths, to mourn them once more, replacing his past self in the streams of time so this paragraph never actually happened. This sudden discrepancy and differences in power is referred to forever as "getting buffed".
Repeating the process indefinitely actually made Buff so strong that his rune awakened its true form: the Ultimate Blade of Ruination. Buff would go on to perform several mythological feats which I shall not expand upon.


1 Growth 18 1 Growth 18
Health 713 (+128) 2889 Attack damage 66.6 (+5) 151.6
Health regen. 13 (+1.25) 34.3 Attack speed 1.25 (+4%) 69.3%
No Resource 0 (+0) 0 Armor 32 (+5) 117
    Magic resist. 32.5 (+2.5) 75
Attack range 175 Mov. speed 385

Buff McStrongmuscles, the Patron Saint of All Things Awesome is a custom champion.


Awesome Buff of Awesomely Awesome Buffing

Where do you think Rito got the URF idea from?

Buff passively gains 80% cooldown reduction (with which the sum of other sources of cooldown reduction stacks multiplicatively), 100% attack speed, 25% tenacity, 25% critical strike damage, and gains quintuple gold from all sources.
Buff also gains 35% reduced damage from Dinosaurs (every single other unit), keeps out of reach from everyone (is permanently untargetable), and is currently able to traverse the abyss (as well as walls and any untraversable terrain).

Buff ignores all caps and soft caps.

Runic Magitech Limiter Sword
RANGE: Self-cast

Buff's first weapon. Since he doesn't use the Ultimate Blade of Ruination at all times as a form of mercy, Buff used this sword that he made himself with runes and technology from the future.

Passive: Buff is melee but gains lifesteal and attack speed, and when moving towards enemy champions he gains a bonus in movement speed. Additionally, attacks with this weapon ignore 50% of their target's armor, and grant true sight of the target for 5 seconds.

  • Lifesteal: 30% / 50% / 70% / 90% / 110% (+200% bonus lifesteal)
  • Attack Speed: 50% / 75% / 100% / 125% / 150%
  • Movement Speed: 50% / 75% / 100% / 125% / 150%

Active: Switches to his other weapon, the Truesight-Scope Thought-Controlled AK-47 Akimbo.

Truesight-Scope Thought-Controlled AK-47 Akimbo

Buff's hand-changed distance weapons, they have been magically modified to shoot magic bullets. They obey Buff's every whim.

Passive: Buff is now ranged. Also, his attacks are targeted pass-through skillshots, give true sight of everyone they hit for 5 seconds, and deal bonus true damage to his target equal to a percentage of their missing health.

  • Bonus Missing Health Damage: 30% / 50% / 70% / 90% / 110% (+200% bonus attack speed)

Active: Switches back to his Runic Magitech Limiter Sword.

Extreme Pain Nullifier

The power Buff's father bestowed upon him before dying.

Passive: Buff's death timer is reduced by half.

Passive: When Buff should die, he goes AFK instead, staying in place, becoming untargetable and gaining 1000 Armor and Magic Resist while the death timer persists.

Once the timer ends, he respawns right where he died and keeps the bonus armor and magic resist for a time, slowing every enemy unit's movement and attack speed by 50% in a radius of 500 for the buff's duration.

  • Passive Duration: 20 / 40 / 60 / 80 / 100% death timer

Active: Goes AFK for 0.5 seconds and gains 1000 Armor and Magic Resist for a short time.

  • Active Duration: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 (+ 5% armor) (+ 5% magic resistance)

Kicking Ass
RANGE: Global
COOLDOWN: 15 / 14 / 13 / 12 / 11

Buff inspires his team and now leads a team of elite god-crushing day-saving heroes.

Active: Buff extends his aura to all the map, spreading his passive to his allies for a duration. He gets kill gold from assists done with this skill.

  • Duration: 5 / 10 / 15 / 20 / 25 (+ 1% of maximum health) (+ 1% of teammate with highest maximum mana's maximum mana)

While Kicking Ass is on cooldown, Buff can cast Symphony of Badass once.

Symphony of Badass

Buff plays his badass theme music, inspiring his allies so much, they become badass like him.

Active: Buff's allies gain bonuses to all of their stats, equal to all of Buff's stats from base and items. It lasts for a specific amount for each champion.

  • Duration: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 * ((100% of champion's bonus attack speed) + (100% of champion's cooldown reduction))

Casting Symphony of Badass restarts the cooldown on Kicking Ass.

Ultimate Blade of Ruination
RANGE: 175 / 725 / 1275
COOLDOWN: 1.6 / 1 / 0.4

Uses his ultimate sword's true form to smite an opponent. The blade already has beaten gods, with each of their defeats only adding to the strength of the blade.

Blinks 175 units in front of target enemy champion and deals true damage, applying on-hit effects. If it scores a killing blow, Ultimate Blade of Ruination gains stacks equal to the opponent's level, boosting the damage of the skill.

  • True Damage:: 1000 / 3000 / 9000 (+200% AD) (+200% AP) +100 × stacks
  • Stack Gain on Kill:: 1 / 3 / 5  × enemy's level

"5000 years ago, amidst the infinite desert, a great city was flourishing. However, even a flower amidst the desert has its shadow..."
― Premise of the incoming piece of custom champion lore "Ancient Times"
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