"True thieves never leave a trace."
"You can't escape me!"
"I'm faster than light itself!"
"Now you see me, now you DON'T!"
"Is that all you can do?"
"You'll never catch up with me if you continue at this rate!"
"Hide! Just kidding, I'll still find you!"
"Hand over your wallet and maybe I'll let you go. NOT!"
"Nice life, I think I'll take it!"
"Sometimes, I wonder why I'm a thief."
"Check out my phat lewt!"
"I got so much loot but no time to sell them."
"You should be fear what you can see not what you cannot see."
"Fire or Water? Take your pick."
"U mad bro?"
"Look at me, I'm trolling! Trololololol!"
"You're not worth my time."
"Do you want to be charred or pierced? Just asking."
"I might be a thief but I'm afraid of the dark."
"Maybe I should carry some flares around."
Upon reaching max stacks of Swiftness
"I'm back and I'm faster this time!"
Upon activating Array of Arrows
"Einy Mini Miny Moe!"
Upon picking a Broadhead Arrow
"This is gonna sting."
"Get ready to be shot in the knee!"
Upon picking a Fire Arrow
"BURN BABY BURN!"
"Imma burn you!"
Upon picking a Water Arrow
"I'm not sure if I can drown you with this."
"Why! Why must it be a Water Arrow?!"
Upon picking a Moss Arrow
"Gonna stun you anyways."
Upon picking a Gas Arrow
"I call them Fart Arrows."
Upon using Deadly Dagger
"Blink and I'm gone!"
"Look! I disappeared!"
Upon using The Silent Kill
"Try and escape this!"
"You're already dead!"
"Darn it, I... guess this is it"
"I'm back from the dead! Yeah!"
"I'm going to sell all of my phat lewt and maybe buy a Bloodthirster?"