Just somewhere for me to blow off some random rants.

  1. Please stop facechecking those side bushes at the begining of the game. Just wait for the minion waves to come before you do anything.
  2. For the love of God, why do people still build AD akali?! AD gives her lifesteal (i.e. useless) while AP gives her burst and more burst. The only time you should be spending your money on an AD item (beyond the 10AD minimum required) is after you've filled the rest of your inventory slots and are upgrading that dorans blade for, say, a pickaxe or B.F. Sword.
  3. Anybody else find it funny that free HeimerdingerSquare Heimerdinger week is complimented with free "Imma munch on yo turrets and get healz" NunuSquare Nunu week?
Riot: "Sorry Rammus, but we're gonna have to nerf you this week. Your taunt is just a little bit too powerful so we're going to increase the CD by a couple seconds."
Rammus: "ok"
Riot: "Awwwwww, look at that face. Who are we kidding, we can't nerf you. I know! We'll just tell everybody that we nerfed you but we really wont. How's that?"
Rammus: "ok"
Riot: "You're such a great guy Rammus. Way cooler than that mummy guy that nobody likes."