Anonymous taunts all enemies, forcing them to attack him forever. All damage taken is negated and returned to the attacker.
Anonymous instantly kills all enemies. This includes towers, champions, minions, wards, inhibitors, and traps.
All enemy champions are now enemies of each other.
Anonymous fills the screens of enemy players with heaps of meaningless text.
Anonymous crashes and then uninstalls League of Legends for all enemy players. Also installs keyloggers, sends infected emails to contacts, deletes Syetem32, and causes computers to spontaneously combust.