Lull: Basic attacks do not apply attack damage. Basic attacks apply a stack of Invisible Wound.
Storm: All stacks of Invisible Wound are consumed after Waffle has not applied any stack to any target for 2.5 seconds. The stacks are instantly consumed if the affected unit moves. Consumption of Invisible Wound deals (120% AD + 60% AP) physical damage per stack. Consumption caused by enemy movement deals 20% extra damage. This damage is affected by lifesteal and critical chance.
On-hit effects are applied in equal quantity as Invisible Wound when it is consumed.
On-attack effects are applied upon performing a basic attack.
This passive DOES apply to structures as well.
Last hitting will be a bitch.
RANGE: 300 / 325 / 350 / 375 / 400
Draw:When activated while no enemies are affected by Invisible Wound, Waffle blinks to perform next autoattack applying additional Invisible Would. Waffle is suppressed for 1 second after the autoattack.
Damage Reduction: 50% / 45% / 40% / 35% / 30%
Additional Stack: 1 / 1 / 2 / 2 / 3
Sheathe:When activated while enemies are affected by Invisible Wound, all stacks are consumed to deal reduced damage. Waffle is suppressed for 1 second after activation.
COOLDOWN: 24 / 22 / 20 / 18 / 16
Active:Waffle enters a defensive stance for .3 seconds to reduce incoming damage. All enemy who dealt damage to Waffle is knocked airborne and applied two stacks of Invisible Wound at the end of the duration.
Damage Reduction: 50% / 55% / 60% / 65% / 70%
Forced Advance (Not Sexually)
RANGE: 500 / 550 / 600 / 650 / 700
Active:Waffle blinks to target location, applying one stack of Invisible Wound to all enemy units between the origin and destination. Waffle is suppressed for 1 second after the blink. Cooldown is refreshed upon a champion kill or assist.
Active:Waffle does an instant vertical downward slash, applying stacks of Invisible Wound to all enemy units in the line of effect. Waffle is suppressed for 4 seconds after the slash.
Stack Application:1 / 2 / 3
I was going through my old written stuff, and this made me laugh.